AltMeg

everything is terrible so we might as well talk about stupid shit 🤷‍♀️ 🌊

[Mail+ @DailyMailUK]

Ricky Gervais calls James Corden out for copying his 2018 stand up joke 'word for word' https://t.co/fNdU02d5bK

[AltMeg @MeghanAlt]

@scottbudman I’ll try it. I’m already on Twitter Blue for only $2 a month (my price didn’t increase like others did).

[Daniel Dale @ddale8]

Read it for yourself. Here's the FBI's summary of what it says was a Mirandized interview with the man who attacked Paul Pelosi.

[Kate Sullivan @KateSullivanDC]

Kari Lake just now: “Nancy Pelosi, well, she’s got protection when she’s in DC -- apparently her house doesn’t have a lot of protection.” The crowd burst into laughter and the interviewer was laughing so hard he covered his face with his notes.

[Ọya (formerly P. Phil Duke of Edinburgh Fan) 🇺🇳 @fanofprincephil]

@ArchiesServants Piers was having his staff dig through garbage for dirt on Prince Charles *while the Queen was alive*. He’s depending on ppl having short memories about what he did as editor of News of the World.

[Lovern G💜Royal ‘Expert’😂 @LovernGee]

@Anna__with_an_A @GMB Tom Bower is a plain racist when he wrote his book he said he wanted to destroy Meghan now he goes on TV stating ‘it’s Meghan I’m after,’ why is @GMB allowing people to come on their programme using threatening behaviour towards a woman, Susanna should be ashamed of herself

[AltMeg @MeghanAlt]

@Variety Alt Left has become a real problem.

[Los Angeles Times @latimes]

He later told investigators “that by breaking Nancy’s kneecaps, she would then have to be wheeled into Congress, which would show other members of Congress there were consequences to actions.” https://t.co/YnT8V99X7t

[AltMeg @MeghanAlt]

@KwinsowKwin @robreiner It’s a corner lot dumbass. It’s not gated. You just make stuff up now. Go Maga.

[AltMeg @MeghanAlt]

@TMZ Kanye cannot control himself. He won’t get help until he ends up in jail for something.

[AltMeg @MeghanAlt]

@OutlawLinc @MetroUK They are look for bacteria and microbes, not fossils.

[AltMeg @MeghanAlt]

@pecoraro_brad @FermiLevels @I_Am_Zackk @acipollo @Liz_Wheeler @elonmusk @yoyoel Let me break it to y’all, Elon is going to disappoint the left, the right, and everyone in between. Elon enjoys stirring the pot and having fun at others expense. He doesn’t discriminate.

[James Lees @leesjames]

My friend: I’m finally going to start watching Ted Lasso.

Me:

[Meghan,Duchess Of Advocacy @meghan_world]

I can't believe I heard two grown men literally screaming at each other about Prince Harry's memoir.

These people need Jesus for real.

#PrinceHarrysMemoir

[AltMeg @MeghanAlt]

@serenawilliams It’s worth reporting because you never know.

[AltMeg @MeghanAlt]

@yzy_media Saint looks like Kourtney

[AltMeg @MeghanAlt]

@APompliano Dollop. Raping Dolphin on LSD. True story.

[AltMeg @MeghanAlt]

@TMZ I thought Kanye re-opened it hours after shutting it down??