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[meghan @meghanbarkerr]

Picture this: me, running with scissors. You? Losing an eye. Some of you might be saying woah woah no way. Well,
Cons: no eyes but
Pros: sick fuckim eye patch arrgggg matey

[meghan @meghanbarkerr]

oh ok they can put MAGNETS in people's BRAINS to magically make them HEAR but there still aren't vegan pizza pops for the hot vegan women to eat???? what the hell guys?????????

[meghan @meghanbarkerr]

A kid I tutor went "can I write a song about you?" Here is the song she sang: "When the clockkkkk strikes midnightttttttt and it gets sooo darrrrrrkk!" idk what life she thinks im living but yeah that's accurate

[meghan @meghanbarkerr]

saw a tweet mentioning the full moon and i was like woah??? we had a full moon where I live too??? why am i cursed to be so beautiful yet so stupid :(

[Jarett Wieselman @JarettSays]

Absolutely losing it over this Cameo bought solely so Nikki Blonsky from the movie Hairspray would remind some kid to take his Prep every day

[meghan @meghanbarkerr]

sometimes I reflect on the fact that my mom dropped a few grand just for me to be bullied by a grown woman every Tuesday and Thursday night <3 giving thanks

[meghan @meghanbarkerr]

Me when I talk about how horrible my old dance teacher was in a public space and convince myself that she's going to appear behind me and beat me up:

[meghan @meghanbarkerr]

@JonahArmitage like the tweet jonah

[meghan @meghanbarkerr]

everyone keeps talking about miss gender but i don't know who the FUCK that is

[meghan @meghanbarkerr]

Thank you to Amy MacDonald for getting drunk at our apartment and showing us this show namastae

[Brock @InvadeCanada]

@NathanForYouOoC

[meghan @meghanbarkerr]

my big three is just sexy, likes sex, and is hot and i truly can't help that.

[meghan @meghanbarkerr]

What are your guys' top 5 favourite French conjugation songs that you learned in Grade 3 I'll go first:
1. Avoir
2. Être
3. I only remember avoir and être <3 alas I am only human

[RuPaul's Drag Race @RuPaulsDragRace]

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[meghan @meghanbarkerr]

you get an A average and your school gives you $5 and a virtual high five

[homosexual communist @cncsubbottom69]

remember stonewall, where gay people voted a lot

[meghan @meghanbarkerr]

My brother just watched Dirty Dancing for the first time and he did not understand that they were talking about abortion for the entirety of the film. He thought Penny was a drug addict. He liked the dancing though.

[meghan @meghanbarkerr]

School is only fun in April when you get to watch your degree requirements get checked off on https://t.co/53h1WChYFa. Other than that it is ass.