meghanbridget

Defying mediocracy

[Beau Mirchoff @Beau_Mirchoff]

I've seen two million squirrels in my life but i've never seen one take a crap.

[Beau Mirchoff @Beau_Mirchoff]

I guarantee the guy who invented the "shake-weight" was single when he came up with the idea.

[Beau Mirchoff @Beau_Mirchoff]

My fridge sounds like a moaning robot. #Shutup

[Awkward. @MTVAwkward]

The #Awkward 1-hr finale is TONIGHT. We're. SO. Excited. Tell your friends to watch at 11/10C. And RT if you love @MTVAwkward.

[Kat Von D @thekatvond]

To love, and to be loved in return...
#wish

[meghanbridget @meghanchampy]

@VINNYGUADAGNINO Idk ask Casey Anthony

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

Hey does this rag smell like chloroform?

[meghanbridget @meghanchampy]

When I say leave me alone does not mean constantly bug me, not playing games, just telling the truth #peopleneedtostop

[Kat Von D @thekatvond]

I wish you were here.

[meghanbridget @meghanchampy]

Tell @BarackObama: Don't say 'game over' for the #climate. Stop the Keystone XL #tarsands pipeline: http://t.co/n1SCqGx @CREDOMobile

[meghanbridget @meghanchampy]

@AceNoAmateur ginger pussy is pink like strawberry milk

[Account Under Review @AceNoAmateur]

black chick pussy pink like NUVO

[Lisa'ReCole @ConfiidentLilME]

R.I.P to the 31 U.S Troops who wer killed in a helicopter crash in Afghanistan. Show respect by retweetin dis....

[Vinny Guadagnino @VINNYGUADAGNINO]

Casey Anthony theme song- "They know, they know, they know"- Drake

[meghanbridget @meghanchampy]

@thekatvond what is the true meaning of the HIM heart symbol?

[meghanbridget @meghanchampy]

@natedoggcata they r too good. And granny smiths. Macintosh are gross

[meghanbridget @meghanchampy]

I believe the tax man and the devil share the same address.

[Mark D'Truth @Truth247]

10 yrs of tax cuts, tax subsidies & loopholes that enrich financial elite have produced THIS. ENOUGH! This DOES NOT WORK! #AmericaIsBroken

[meghanbridget @meghanchampy]

@AceNoAmateur um the second season was the only good one. Tanisha killed me!