meghan galewski

ice cream-eating motherfucker

[meghan galewski @meghanjoy]

Imagine being a dog.

[meghan galewski @meghanjoy]

“He’s the Mamdani of Popes” - Britt on Pope Leo after hearing about his anti-AI manifesto

[james hawkins @james406]

was out to dinner recently

waiter approached our table

"let me fill those waters for you, do we have any allerg-"

before he could start pouring, i stopped him in his tracks

"sir, is something wrong?"

"yes, i don't want a single drop of water wasted on this dinner."

he seemed confused, so i explained

"a data center can use that entire jug of water to power 3 minutes of agentic workflows. that's a much higher ROI than keeping me hydrated."

eventually, i managed to convince every table at the restaurant to do the same. they all clapped as i loaded the spare water onto a truck heading for the closest data center

i haven't had anything to drink in weeks, and i'm starting to hallucinate, but if hallucinating is good enough for the LLMs, it's good enough for me

[meghan galewski @meghanjoy]

@tommymanson What ????? That’s so weird

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

The only good Nazi is a dead Nazi.

[meghan galewski @meghanjoy]

@mo7medjbour Leo looks just like my cat Zooey ❤️❤️❤️❤️ it breaks my heart that you deal with this violence day in and day out

[Sunrise Movement 🌅 @sunrisemvmt]

Today is Oct 7th.

Gaza can't grieve genocide, because the bombs keep falling.

Tampa Bay can't grieve Helene, because Milton is on the way.

Our government chooses to arm Israel and subsidize Big Oil. We must choose differently.

[Nathan J Robinson @NathanJRobinson]

Israel had absolutely no idea who would be standing nearby when those beepers exploded. They didn't care, because civilian life is meaningless to them.

[meghan galewski @meghanjoy]

@en_cohen Are you kidding me this is poetry & I understand every line.

[meghan galewski @meghanjoy]

@bigsquishyfrog @shirabird

[meghan galewski @meghanjoy]

@ericslickmusic Counterpoint: let’s!

[David Austin Walsh @DavidAstinWalsh]

Just finished reading Peter Thiel's essay "The Straussian Moment" and holy shit this guy is the most dangerous man alive.

[Janey Godley @JaneyGodley]

No president of America has ever given birth - I don’t understand why it’s suddenly an issue

[punished giorgio @GMomurder]

Kamala Harris just do it. Go on stage and say “Registered Republican? Registered pedophiles!” in your weird laughing cadence. Come on. You can do it just once.

[jaz .𖥔 ݁ ˖🪷 .𖥔 ݁🦢⋆ @msjazlynrenee]

I’m so sorry, but please stop feeling sympathy for this man. Enough with the “we shouldn’t laugh at someone getting shot and blah blah blah”. That man is planning on taking YOUR RIGHTS AWAY FROM YOU IF HES ELECTED AGAIN. What’s not fucking clicking?

[Monica💚🍉Free Congo, Palestine & Sudan @BlakPantherBabe]

Y’all been telling us this man is a threat to democracy, he’s going to Project 2025 us, and enslave us all.

Now y’all wishing him a speedy recovery?

[William Gerrard @Bill_Gerrard]

When you're called on in the Proust seminar but you haven't done the reading

[meghan galewski @meghanjoy]

@ewarren Girlie pop I was such a fan of yrs but like gimme a break you & Biden etc, all talk no action