Meghan Miller

Just a girl staring into her phone

[Meghan Miller @meghanm2012]

Let me explain, wait no, there’s too much. Let me sum up.
•Northern California Lava Fire
•Oregon is hot
•Bay Area 3.9 M Earthquake
•The Golf of Mexico is on fire

[Meghan Miller @meghanm2012]

I sorted my laundry…a task a never do…into blacks, greys, undergarments, and pjs. Which are also black or grey. Realizing this is why I don’t bother sorting.

[Meghan Miller @meghanm2012]

You know why dogs are so great? Max hardly leaves my side on Sundays because I’m always stressed. Anyway, I don’t care that my life is Max centered because he makes everything better. #dontdeservedogs #maxthepup

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

.@POTUS should #CancelStudentDebt.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

the feminine urge to apologize for existing

[Meghan Miller @meghanm2012]

I’m seeing a lot of posts saying Rihanna being so stylish when pregnant.
1) It’s Rihanna, she’s always been a style icon
2) Pregnant women can still have style
3) Again it’s Rihanna, enough said
4) She’s a billionaire. She’s not going to dress like us in the 1 comma club.

[Meghan Miller @meghanm2012]

@avalufeld No. No. Just no. Nope. Can’t deal. No.

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

the Sunday after thanksgiving week is just a sad day, I don’t make the rules

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

JUST IN: Jen Psaki just ridiculed Ted Cruz after he attacked vaccine requirements: "I know world-renowned business, travel, and health expert Ted Cruz has made that point, but I wouldn't say that is widely acknowledged by business leaders and health experts."

[Shea Serrano @SheaSerrano]

dogs are cool cuz you can be like “hey do you wanna lay on the couch and watch tv for eight hours and not say any words we can just be by each other” and every single time they’re like “you bet your fucking ass i do”

[Meghan Miller @meghanm2012]

Sports announcers should just stick to their strengths and just not try to make cool trendy commentary.

[Bill Lawrence @VDOOZER]

Good news to some, inconsequential to others, hopefully doesn’t make anyone furious: there are 12 episodes of #TedLasso this year. This is not the finale (though it’s my favorite until next week).

[Meghan Miller @meghanm2012]

The fact that Brooklyn 99 didn’t end on September 9th I think is going to bug me for a little bit.

[Saeed Jones @theferocity]

I’m here to tell you that even the most patient and graceful among us are fed the fuck up. Do what we you want with that information but I would recommend keeping it cute on the highways and byways.

[trash jones @jzux]

adulthood is wild because one day you get a little sleepy and then you stay that way for the rest of your life

[Jason Overstreet @JasonOverstreet]

Do not fuck with California. We don’t play with MAGA trash.

[Meghan Miller @meghanm2012]

@avalufeld Droughtlander is real

[Meghan Miller @meghanm2012]

@avalufeld Yes

[LIZZO @lizzo]

Happy birthday @Beyonce — ima keep posting this pic until we take a real one together 🥺

[Meghan Miller @meghanm2012]

@avalufeld

[Meghan Miller @meghanm2012]

I saw this last week and I haven’t stopped thinking about it.