Meghan Lloyd

Ex-Certified Notary Public, Maxxinista, Haver of too much Full House knowledge

[Meghan Lloyd @meghanmlloyd]

People always forget that Kimmy Gibbler was a decent piano player.

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Yesterday I sat in a Target parking lot and watched Sister Wives on my phone while my baby daughter slept in the backseat and it was my most peaceful moment of 2022✨

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Happy Halloween from the cast of Barry. We kept NoHo Thelma up past her bedtime to do this.
@Anth_Carrigan @hwinkler4real
#fuches #nohohank #genecousineau #barryhbo

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My kink is finding creative ways to use up perishable food before leaving on a trip.

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For about 20 seconds I couldn’t remember Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck’s celeb portmanteau and for a moment I thought it was maybe “JBlo”

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My nine month old baby is devastated by this news. She’s only ever known them as a couple.

[Page Six @PageSix]

Kim Kardashian and Pete Davidson split after nine months https://t.co/EpwmpTawXA

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@The_Trevor_Show @likemoyd @jamisonwebb “A McDouble with a view? Don’t mind if I do!”

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@likemoyd @jamisonwebb The face of a man about to be severely let down.

[Trevor Martin @The_Trevor_Show]

My sketch comedy album THE ESSENTIAL TREVOR MARTIN is here!!

Click here (https://t.co/Z0kriYTUG6) to find it on your favorite music streaming platforms, or to buy it digitally (ooo-la-la!!)

I hope you like it, and I hope you have fun listening to it. THE END!!!

[Meghan Lloyd @meghanmlloyd]

Parenting is mostly saying “Do you know where the Thing is?” a dozen times a day to your partner and it’s never about the same Thing but they always know what Thing you’re talking about.

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When you have a baby everyone loves to tell you that breast milk is “liquid gold.” Boy do I have some exciting news about Velveeta Shells & Cheese!

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@OwenJOR @likemoyd And also with you

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@likemoyd @OwenJOR We used to wrap them in foil. Either way - bite with caution!!

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My daughter would like to be in @TheDoobieBros please

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Just flew in and boy are my arms tired! (Held a baby most of the flight)

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Monday night, 9pm. The baby is asleep and I am at Whole Foods Market, alone, for the first time in months. “King of Wishful Thinking” comes on the store speakers. I have never felt more alive.

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I sincerely love Full House so much and am very sad about this news but I look forward educating my daughter on the greatest TV dad 💔#RipBobSaget

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@AlexHanpeter2 Thoughts on shredding/grating?

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TFW you're married to an ally

[Mike Lloyd @likemoyd]

Told my daughter she’s a “girl boss” for being so good at peeing and pooping. This is what a feminist father looks like. Take notes.

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My birth plan is to go into labor during “You Oughta Know” and then name the baby Dave Coulier. #alanisatthebowl #alanismorissette #9monthspregnant #notthedoctor

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