Meghan Pinch

choo choo choose me

[Meghan Pinch @meghanpinch]

This is the content I like to see on the internet

[tommy @tommy_nguye]

Migos adding adlibs to Sweet Caroline low key bops 😤

[Meghan Pinch @meghanpinch]

@madisonlesansky @DoorDash Already deleted my account they’re making you work too hard for this

[Gavi Begtrup @GaviBegtrup]

A 10-year-old girl is raped. The State forces her to remain pregnant and tells her to consider it an “opportunity.”

This isn’t Iran. This isn’t Gilead. This isn’t hypothetical.

This happened today in Ohio.

[Meghan Pinch @meghanpinch]

@juliamarchese @twi_age Congrats

[kirst💞 @kirstydryhurst]

me in the club after throwing up:

[Meghan Pinch @meghanpinch]

@juliamarchese I am

[Meghan Pinch @meghanpinch]

@brookeblakee Never heard of her but I can always hear you

[Meghan Pinch @meghanpinch]

@brookeblakee Probably the lack of volume control too

[miyah.j @bigbabyM1]

I’m going on a strict budget starting August 1st, because I have lost my motherfuckin mind lol

[Meghan Pinch @meghanpinch]

@juliamarchese @brookeblakee Get help julia

[Queen of Zamunda @MajestyCatsy]

Spot the difference
#Washington #Trump #CapitolHill

[Meghan Pinch @meghanpinch]

this is my PSA that spending the money on expensive sheets is very worth it and i will never be leaving my bed. thank you.

[Meghan Pinch @meghanpinch]

imagine thinking you got a sweet job at twitter and you just end up being forced to read and decode trump’s tweets all day

[Michael @Ultimas37]

Breaking News: Biden responds to the TrumpMeltdown
#TrumpMeltdown

[रोहन ठाणेदार @marathiMaharaja]

why do numbers change when we add them together

[VERY BUSY @avafalcoo]

I HATE WGEN AVOCADOS HAVE STRINGS IN THEM IT ACTUALLY MAKES ME LOSE MY ENTIRE APPETITE

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

ARE THERE ANY PRINTERS THAT ARE NOT LOW ON INK

[Meghan Pinch @meghanpinch]

@juliamarchese don’t make me show this to your mom right now

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

When I was 17, I took my SATs on acid, but I never murdered two people. 
Note to all Republicans: your guy’s son thinks killing two people is just growing pains.

[Meghan Pinch @meghanpinch]

I don’t even have words for this