heff x

hello fish changed my bio to confirm I am in fact twenty seven and will be for the next 4 months ok love u

[Gaz @Gaz3putt]

Celebrated that second like Anne Frank winning a game of snap.

[zeny @eddieyurii]

eddie: buck! buck! why don’t you want to talk more about your parents getting a divorce?

buck: because divorce is divorce hunni

chris: gaggg

[Tom Ellis @tom_ellis14]

‘Should we see if Santa’s been’

I’m 27 mother but aye, can we please

[Jacob @Jsize18]

Pets at (H)

[Perc 𒉭 @PercThaGoat]

This is one of the joints that moves in next to Bob’s Burgers

[: @sn0oozey]

Been there sister

[madimoiselle ♡ @drivingmemadi]

this will keep me going for a few weeks

[Sabrina @NoBodyN0Crime13]

bro’s the da vinki of the ocean

[chris @chriisorourke]

is this not the fella on tiktok who likes f1

[Dusty (Moved to @LustrDustrArt) @LustrDustr]

Charlie Kirk now that Trisha got her tubes tied

[Vivian @suchnerve]

it’s just very telling if the nicest thing anybody can say about you is that you have relatives

[Tony @bloodylikeab0dy]

Charlie Kirk’s gums after the rest of him finishes cremating

[The Soulful Mandrill @tinylittlehomie]

It’s somehow even funnier today

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

“No One Mourns the Wicked” by Ariana Grande and Wicked Movie Cast saw a 50% surge in streams on Spotify yesterday.

[🧜🏾‍♀️ @cecesinterludee]

Woke up and stretched my neck cause I can

[hoihouhoi @hoihouhoi2]

i find it funny how there's so many angles of charlie kirk being shot like it's a cod killcam

[poppy 🦋 @notpopbase]

Best days on Twitter, in no particular order:

Queen’s death
OceanGate
Trump getting covid
Alabama dock brawl
Charlie Kirk dying (NEW)
Luigi Mangione face reveal
United Healthcare CEO death
Dream face reveal

[Nobee @nufinu5]

Thank god

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

they’re calling for the arrest of the etsy witches like it’s the salem witch trials 😭