Megan Herber

xavier university '20

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

Me at Xavier: I hate school

Me anywhere else: Norwood is the best place on earth. The only song I know is X gon give it to ya. Steve from the sandwich line is my dad & Father B is my grandpa. I was born in the cintas center and baptized in a keg of nati light

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

The love island musical intro needed kenny ortega

[One Awkward Mom @oneawkwardmom]

Sorry I can’t make it, it’s dark by 6pm and I have an astigmatism and also I don’t want to.

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

“Put yourself in my shoes”
You’re wearing hey dudes I would literally never

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

Me trying to remember what that one robin williams movie is called

[Taylor Swift News @TSwiftNZ]

📸 | Taylor Swift for her new album ‘The Tortured Poets Department’

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

Work version of twitter beef

[michael @FilledwithUrine]

typing “furthermore” in emails with a smirk on my face like yeah i ain’t done beating your ass

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

I damn near need tummy time like an infant to strengthen my neck from how much I look down at my phone

[betty @strawbetty_]

matilda:

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@Hoibuhh Like for a tbh type beat

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

*me on my second glass of red wine* let me know if anyone wants my honest opinion

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

@trophyeyesmusic https://t.co/R7L8BFKuK3

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@Hoibuhh

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

outer banks is trying to be bootleg indiana jones

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

If I get a “why are you trying” I know I b looking fire

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

if your siblings gives you a compliment you know you looking nice fr

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

team snapchat probably gonna send me an unsolicited dick pic next

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

spotify wrapped: 🥰💖✨🤩💕💫

apple music replay:🤢👎🏻❌🤡🚮

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

Alright who was tackling the delivery driver for their package😂

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

Did my meal prep for the week! [picked up 2 rotisserie chickens]

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

blink 182 to their fans trying to buy tickets

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

@Hoibuhh Sorry you don’t meet baddie criteria

[Megan Herber @megherb_]

only baddies pass out while donating blood