Megan Herren

Social Strategist @247ls

[Megan Herren @megherren3]

wait there’s a stupid amount of celebrities in the audience of DWTS, is this show cool again ?????

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and why is this my first tweet in 1.5 years

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why is jason mraz gaslighting us into thinking he can’t dance on DWTS

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take a shot every time the word ‘obviously’ is said on love island. you’ll be wrecked in 4 minutes

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WHICH AGENCY DID THAT

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I haven’t tweeted in two years but that google pixel ad was so fire I had to say something omg

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happy drake day

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who wanted to tell me that Nickelodeon shows were on Hulu now

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I didn’t realize Before You Go by Lewis Capaldi was about suicide until I fully listened to it today and now this song hits different

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also I have finally collected myself enough to tweet about drake and state farm and let’s just say ... I won’t be using any other insurance company for the rest of my life ty

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not me becoming even more of an Abel stan after that halftime performance 🤯

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betty white is a capricorn which explains why she’s still working at the age of 99

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it’s harder to get a library card than it is to get into the US capitol building

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@KC__Kati @kaseycallahan Slack ftw - I’ve only heard of you using differently 💀

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but honestly where’s the lie

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my roommate just opened her door and yelled “New Jersey is a cesspool” with zero context

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and yes I was immediately voted off

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never forget the time I was a noob on among us and called cyan “aqua”

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NOT CHRIS HARRISON W THE CAMEO APPEARANCE ON DWTS

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not me fangirling over Nelly performing on DWTS by screaming “so take off all your clothes” in front of my conservative mother