Meghan Manning

Living my life with yesterday's ice cream in my hair.

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"How can someone so funny be so... Not funny?" -@c_stone_ about myself.

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Only one person wished me a happy Father's Day today. #pissed

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This a poster for my upcoming shows. This picture is saying, "I want you to come, but I'm not tryna push anything on you."

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@GrandCalStan Ugh.. I’m sorry papa 😢

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@nickchicken97 Melk?

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Liza Minnelli has outlived New York City asking politely.
#covid #masks #vaccine

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New hobbies include having one too many shots and texting too heartfelt of “happy bday” posts on my FB friends profiles.

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@nickchicken97 🥺✨

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I uh booked a trip to Walt Disney World yesterday and it was too busy at my job to tell anyone about it today. So um I’m going to Disney World in December guys, and I’m really excited okay. 🥺✨

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Aw yes now I can close my eyes to rest and totally not think about whether or not I rotated the milks at work properly for the next 8 hours. 😌 #tobeapartner

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I’m convinced that the four guys who just walked into my store are in a band. But I’m also convinced that in any group - if one guy has an undercut and another has a tattooed head, that they’re in a band.

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@nickchicken97 🙈

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All of my coworkers are at least 5 years younger than me. So when one of them says “yeah that customer was like OUR age”, my 28 year old side part hair sporting, skinny jean wearing heart skips a beat. 🥺

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Guilty pleasures include: getting fast food on the way home from buying groceries and responding to celebrities’ Instagram story as if I know them personally.

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I think I’m an inclusive writer until I sit down to write a comedy sketch and the first gender-nonconforming names that come to mind are: Jam, Fran, and of course Frop.

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Let the record show, I have quit my job to become a cowboy. Here’s a recent pic of me for reference.

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The saddest part about returning my costume to the Walt Disney Company is that I now have to buy my own belt. #frickoff2020

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@emilykusber 🤮🤮

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There is nothing worse than the sound of slopping, handfuls of peach from James and the Giant Peach. There is no discussion here.

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@jzlund This is my favorite thing that you do 😂