lil megi vert

ask me about my party trick

[lil megi vert @megijenn]

i made a meme about it bc i’m still excited

[crumb @cuptoast]

]:{

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

Constantly

[✨m @minareadss]

This is who you’re sending to work tomorrow

[Roxy @RoxyTall]

Free lunches for children is such an easy litmus test. If you are against it, I can easily disregard anything you ever say and forget you exist entirely.

[vo @vanillaopinions]

i don't think anyone has said this

[Fin @gofinurself]

for anyone who needs it

[Anung Un Drama @spaceghost]

I can’t

[library militant @imaniems_]

Ok here's a concept: Wife Swap but with municipal budgets.
librarians get cop budgets for a year and we see what can be done

[ratman @CoalPowers]

🚨🚨🚨DEAL ALERT 🚨🚨🚨

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Stop motion oil painting art with a kitten playing

📹Vanessa Stockard
https://t.co/kw8zVNUGUL

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

The man who practiced his saxophone every morning in the park got a rare fan.

[didyoujustsaywig @2002scoobydoo]

me pressing “notify anyway” when my friend is using do not disturb

[erin chack @ErinChack]

every year on st. paddy’s my mom would give us each a cabbage leaf and we would wear them on our heads like a little hat while we ate our corned beef. i thought this was a thing all irish people did but it turns out my mom just thought it was funny. found out in college.

[Andrea 🦋🐞 (Taylor’s Version) @AmericanKaw13]

And then his mom, from heaven, saw how he was becoming his father and snatched that hairline right back.