Catching up on all my pods..and had to keep myself from laughing really loud in the office when #Al said “it has all this magic and crabs are involved!” Cause I knew EXACTLY what he was talking about! It’s such an overlooked classic!! #magiccrabs@JKJandAL
My daughter turns six in six days and all she wants for her birthday is her “warrior unicorn” Big E! 😂🖤 @WWEBigE she’s you’re biggest fan! I’ve never seen her smile the way she does when the new day takes the screen! Thanks for bringing her magic!🖤✨
Friend: is my lipstick going to come off when we go drinking?
Me: ...no. It’s @Lalakentbeauty lipgloss..you can suck dick in that shit and it’ll be fine!
12hrs later shits still on, no smudges! 💋💪🏻
Omg! This weeks #micromonday was amazing! This is probably gonna be my new favorite! PS I’m LOVING the new format!! @JKJandAL 🖤 PPS have you guys listened to “everything is alive?” I feel it’s up Jenna’s alley FO SHO!
Things I heard my daughters new friend say “my tummy hurts...I ate too much hot chicken at lunch..” “HEY GUYS..did you know..there’s s KID JAIL!!” They are 5&6.. all I see is a mini @HenryLovesYou#ChangeMyMind#lpotl@LPontheleft
@SpotifyCares I have done that and the person keeps changing the Account email so I can’t change the password. And when I end my subscription, since I can’t remove my card the person keeps renewing it. I have screen shot of my bank showing there is a pending charge today.
@SpotifyCares someone hacked my account and changed my email so I can’t log in unless it’s through Facebook. My credit card info is on there and this person has access. SOS! PLEASE!
@WWEBigE I keep asking my daughter what she wants for Christmas..and she keeps saying “I just want big e!” She also calls you her “warrior unicorn” thanks for making my five year olds life by being awesome! 🖤🦄 #allshewantsforchristmasisyou
My daughter lined her favorite unicorns for breakfast, and let me know their superpowers! Xavier’s is his trombone, Koffi’s are his hands, and Big E harnesses the power of the warrior. 😂🖤😬 #ItsANewDay#UnicornPower
I kept a tiny human alive for FIVE years today! She’s pretty cool so far, I’m pretty proud/impressed! #todayswin#todayswyn#happybirthdaywyn @SNSwithJKJ
Made a cake from scratch for my daughter and her friends birthday, annnnd it fell apart coming out of the cake pan! The day was saved with ice cream cake! 😂🤷🏻♀️ #cakefail#todayswin @SNSwithJKJ
@TheHashtagAL @SNSwithJKJ I have the same crazy plunger you have! I just keep it next to the toilet..gotta let everyone know I mean business in the bathroom! 😂🤷🏻♀️