mk

just a dog loving, wine drinking, broke college (alum) gal

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

not having kids and drinking at Chili's

[Redd @ReddCinema]

A thread of celebrities that share the same face 🧵

1. Jeremy Allen White & Gene Wilder

[mk @megkels_]

Live footage of Paul vs Tyson from @netflix

[mk @megkels_]

Is @Kameron_Marlowe touring??

[mk @megkels_]

Is this supposed to be satire? No way someone with an economics degree believes this is a good tweet..

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

And yet y’all still voted against raising the minimum wage

[mk @megkels_]

Car cries just hit different

[mk @megkels_]

fuck cats, I wanna be a crazy cow lady🐮

[mk @megkels_]

@lukecombs would love to enter if I didn’t have to sign over access to my listening history and activity..

[mk @megkels_]

You can’t pick your family but you can pick your friends, and there’s peace in that realization

[mk @megkels_]

“I’ll never lie to you”

said every liar ever.

[mk @megkels_]

nope. this is NOT it

[mk @megkels_]

took it personal because I would’ve never done it to u

[mk @megkels_]

Just want a mature, respectful and mentally stable man to walk into my life and never leave.. 🦄

[mk @megkels_]

There’s nothing hotter than a man who knows you’re his. Encourage me to wear that hot outfit. Grab my ass at the bar while making eye contact with guys checking me out & be like “yeah that’s mine”. Stg that’s take me home and fuck me energy

[mk @megkels_]

Lmao concerts are back and artists are choosing to perform in places like NY instead of FL... #theyarentevenopen

[mk @megkels_]

if you don't want your girl do to hot girl things, date an ugly one

[beachbum🌴 @afish_209]

Imagine being a grown ass man an controlling what your girl wears 😂don’t date hot women then if you can’t let them show off 🤷🏽‍♂️