Meg

[rosie @snailtattoo]

Girl with a vape at the party: wow everyone here is so nice :)

[playful peter @w0rldmap]

Finished wordle, crossword, connections, spelling bee, strands and sudoku. Time to go to the liquor store

[Witch @witchwounds]

i be profen

[sir lady knight @medievalmusings]

sorry about the lack of correspondence, my carrier pigeon keeps shredding your letters to decorate her nest

[🤍 @dumbassghoul]

to kill a WHAT????

[turbomander @turbomander]

hey man, thanks for surviving the frost area of the game. here's a ring of frost resistance, it’ll help you take less frost damage in the future. Anyway good luck in the fire area. Oh no they don’t do frost damage there haha. They actually take half damage from frost weapons too

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

When I was a tiny baby a witch put a curse on me to eat chips.

[reece @wannabereece]

how to feels to be a fan of invincible and just enjoy watching it without nitpicking every little thing

[glizzy mcguire @drnkngshmpn]

"vagueposting" it's called a fucking subtweet and was the backbone of this website before you idiots got here

[Arlo 🕶️👻🇩🇪 @Whole_Day_Of]

hello, i am chappell roan's body guard that yelled at the 11 year old girl.

my name is Cornelius Crane "Chevy" Chase and i'm a comedian

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

getting older doesn’t happen the way you think it will. one day you just wake up and think oh my god, my purse is way too small. I need a bigger bag. I need to take a gigantic purse with me everywhere I go. I need room for my hand cream

[alex lei @alexL_E_I]

da movies

[Cody Veritas🦌 @YourGoodFriendR]

I don’t think the Redditor has a schizophrenic sister named Carol with a smart refrigerator

[Stizzl @Stizzlbeans]

"The male loneliness epidemic is VERY real. I give everything, even my wonderful bath, to these nectarsweet females and yet, I am maidenless. I guess that is what I get for being one of the last gentlemen around these lands, nice bugs finish last."

[춘식할아버지 @Chun_Grandfa]

How sad. A little spider has fallen from its cage. So lost, so weak. Poor little morsel.

[Allen Strickland Williams @TotallyAllen]

I don't think we need two-factor authorization to sign up for Jersey Mike's rewards program. I think we can play that one a little loose.

[gekko ✧.*⋆ @bluegekk0]

The best music you've ever heard can be found in a 20 dollar game where you fight bug Catholicism

[georgie @georgsoup]

bringing my monkeys to someone else’s circus because they need enrichment

[Lyric & Eilidh's Adventures 🐝 @EilidhAdventure]

never thought i'd be saying this, but eilidh bear is missing. she was last seen at hollinwood tram stop in manchester, and lost somewhere between there and my house a few streets away.

she is invaluable to me: i will pay GENEROUSLY for her safe return.

please share. ty.

[trash jones @jzux]

are you there grok it’s me margaret