megan

somewhere between boujee and down to earth

[megan @megleefed]

who wants to go get sushi with me?

[megan @megleefed]

woke up craving restaurant chips and salsa

[megan @megleefed]

why was everyone’s 2021 so bad?? had to have been better than 2020

[megan @megleefed]

“I literally want someone to crush me like a grape”

[megan @megleefed]

gorgeous gorgeous girls get boosted

[megan @megleefed]

why does chik fil a need a security booth manned with 2 people????

[megan @megleefed]

the sex and the city reboot has ripped my heart in half

[megan @megleefed]

@MontanoGisselle ugh same i’m sobbing currently watching it. i’m heartbroken

[trish @ultragloss]

u want me to have sex. the thing that killed bella swan

[megan @megleefed]

how do people drink diet coke? it just tastes like watered down regular coke with shitty sugar substitute

[megan @megleefed]

all i need in my life is a fresh gingerbread cookie

[amelia elizalde @ameliaelizalde]

i’m an only child so my moms mantelpiece looks like i died

[megan @megleefed]

if one more company tells me they are short staffed…….. i don’t fucking care

[megan @megleefed]

just sneezed in front of 5 people and not a single “bless you”

[connor Wood @fibulaa]

I think my favorite part of my life is when I get a package

[megan @megleefed]

fuck the farmers, i want the daylight back

[Asher Lee @asherleephoto]

My wife slept in today and when I tried to wake her up she said “Come on, take a nappy nap with me.”

Like.. homie.. you haven’t even woke up for it to be a nap 😂 She’s unbelievable.

[megan @megleefed]

coworkers making fun of me for still tweeting

[megan @megleefed]

i’ve never met a soup i don’t like