Meghan

how's it hangling

[Meghan @meglever]

I love where I live

[Philip Proudfoot @PhilipProudfoot]

Brighton is an anti-fascist city

[Meghan @meglever]

Dax shepherd never let people talk on his podcast anyways

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

I think I’m supposed to gather from all the carefully placed headlines that she’s a partier and thus a bad mom, while he is the hero dad making sacrifices, but no one seems to question why he at 30 decided to marry a 23-year-old and thought she’d suddenly turn into a tradwife

[Sean Biggerstaff @Seanchuckle]

Huh. I was today years old when I learned that Joe Pesci is a complete cunt.

[Dr. Farbod MBBCh FRCEM @EmergencyBod]

The police will arrest you for SUSPICION of evading a £1.75 bus fare, in front of your child.

But they won't go after the criminals that stole £BILLIONS from the treasury.

This is a bullshit statement from a bullshit institution that exists only to preserve the powerful.

[scooter ★ .ᐟ.ᐟ @cowboyacaster]

LMAOOOJFBF

[Emily✨ @_emilyoram]

“They’ve removed another kidney, but from who Chris?”

[Freddie @FreddieBailey96]

Jeremy Corbyn proposed free dental care but of course it was considered health care communism.

[ayo ♡ @l0velyay]

dele alli came out with such a heartbreaking story and didn't receive this much public support from footballers the way m*ndy is and that's all i needed to know about men

[Andy @_andrewkerr_]

Liverpool Street Wetherspoons is actually a colony of Essex

[can @rosbergcore]

p20 but i will cheer like he won it all

[Meghan @meglever]

This has names, addresses phone numbers etc

[Meghan @meglever]

@dicefm I’ve just received an email labelled as essential info for Paolo Nutini however it’s attached a PDF list of a lot of people’s personal info, including mine? What is going on?

[MORGAN @morgancrawf]

Men are so unchic. Pint after pint. Have a prosecco ffs

[Hannah Rose Woods @hannahrosewoods]

I’ll do you a deal Edwina, if you sell me your house at its 1980s value adjusted for inflation, I will slowly pay you back at 16% interest and not complain about it