megan (parody)

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[vivi @mooncatvivi]

gaining and losing the same 5 pounds every week

[Ally Sammarco @Ally_Sammarco]

White men without college degrees are going to ruin this country

[megan (parody) @meglizzieham]

@corklezlaplante I need you to be on Royal Court @brittany_broski

[emily 🌱 @pixieeeshop]

happy halloween! here’s a spoopy baby snoopy doodle hehe

[megan (parody) @meglizzieham]

@allreactionvids @SaveVideo_Bot

[megan (parody) @meglizzieham]

@elmo Don’t worry Elmo I’ll share

[ÐEATHCỘRE ĐOGGY (Raccoon) @SAMOYEDCORE]

america is full of ... hmm.. flaws

[megan (parody) @meglizzieham]

Husband (car guy): interesting, there is a $200k Lambo in the next lane

Me (not): hm, car on road

[megan (parody) @meglizzieham]

My husband and I will split a pole we dgaf

[Berwyn Choobs @sabatonfan69]

Yeaaahh boss I’m not gonna make it into work tomorrow. Just saw an entity. Yeah another one.

[megan (parody) @meglizzieham]

I just want one stranger on this plane to notice how good I am at mobile games is that too much to ask

[megan (parody) @meglizzieham]

Hey @corklezlaplante I’m at the Freeman Coliseum but I left my chapstick at home can I borrow yours?

[megan (parody) @meglizzieham]

@johngreen I am a two but I can never get the image to stay longer than 2 seconds

[megan (parody) @meglizzieham]

Ascension by Sleep Token is my Stairway to Heaven

[megan (parody) @meglizzieham]

I’ve been really repulsed by anything remotely tip-toeing around cringe lately and it’s a prison

[megan (parody) @meglizzieham]

LinkedIn is for passively-aggressively celebrating posts that bash your old manager apparently

[megan (parody) @meglizzieham]

I wish I could trial a drastic haircut

[megan (parody) @meglizzieham]

@simsimmaaz Some kid in 7th grade was tickling my butt with a foam finger while behind me in line so I turned around and punched his throat so hard he couldn’t scream in pain and had to go home. Male teacher pretended not to notice. I could’ve done more damage.

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

I never stop thinking about this

[megan (parody) @meglizzieham]

My husband’s grandfather emailed me a link to a Jordan Peterson podcast unironically I have yet to respond