Megan Puls

[Danielle @toepacktoe]

Never in a million years did I think this was going to be the topic of the vent

[Daniel @dadogeking]

Hey quit bugging me or i will inform you of a behavioral pattern that is noticeable to other people but i can tell you are not yet aware of

[Daily Grind Fantasy Sports @DGFantasy]

@BleacherReport Draymond seeing another fight:

[Megan Puls @meglynley]

@Jerzeebliss129 @marcusuntrell Immediately thought the same thing!!

[Megan Puls @meglynley]

@souktlnsza @xShutUpMegGx @LucaMartinii @DailyLoud Have you ever tried science? What do you think about the government saying aliens have been here? The Bible was written by people

[Megan Puls @meglynley]

@Scott2_BeReal @elisislate @wholemars @AndreaRussett Awesome. Just awesome. It’s so easy to tell yourself these things, but sometimes you just need to hear it from someone else. “I hope the sun warms your face” is what I’ll be taking with me today

[Stacy Cay @stacycay]

Jon Stewart: “What’s the leading cause of death among children in this country? And I’m gonna give you a hint: it’s not drag show readings”

[the creature @itmgaltalt]

finally my car will be safe when two cartoon characters are having a fight offscreen

[Sherry @SchrodingrsBrat]

Heard this story about how the bodies of people who die of thirst in the desert are often found carrying full bottles of water because they’re afraid that if they drink it they won’t have enough left to make it out of the desert

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

This is why I drive a Toyota.

[rainbolt @georainbolt]

we’ve completed the internet.

[Joon Lee @joonlee]

imagine Joe Biden consoling LeBron after a heartbreaking loss

[Megan Puls @meglynley]

A reality TV show with people who are unconventionally attractive would be so good. I want to see some nerds try to pull

[Pookie Jamal @hvblkman]

@Rap Who is a better rebounder? Pete Davidson or Dennis Rodman?

[Megan Puls @meglynley]

@therealfred1967 @limepill_ @_samanthalux I’m laughing at my own tweet right now. I just said exactly what you said. Sorry

[Megan Puls @meglynley]

@therealfred1967 @limepill_ @_samanthalux Let’s start with your first statement: no prison cares about inmate safety. That’s exactly why we’re speaking up

[bug girl @buggirl]

i am once again asking why the fuck we take taxes from 15-17 year olds paychecks when they aren’t allowed to vote bc to me that sounds a little bit like taxation without representation