meg elizabeth 🍩🍭

welcome to my Twitter where I quote silly things my kids say and complain how tires I am

[meg elizabeth 🍩🍭 @megm0rris]

Me ... giving nursing advice and resources to my friends 🧡

Me ... also being the worst patient... avoiding the doctors until I have two different infections and make myself sick✅️

[meg elizabeth 🍩🍭 @megm0rris]

The transition from mummum to mommy has probably been the hardest 😫 😪

[meg elizabeth 🍩🍭 @megm0rris]

@cimorris No

[MA LE BO @Melo_Malebo]

Microwaves be like: Here's your hot bowl of cold spaghetti.

[meg elizabeth 🍩🍭 @megm0rris]

Tonight we used Popcorn to explain offside to the girls 😄 🤣 ⚽️

[meg elizabeth 🍩🍭 @megm0rris]

I've been so proud of the girls this week ❤️

[meg elizabeth 🍩🍭 @megm0rris]

I keep just seeing ads for getting m MSN and I truly do not think my grain will have any further capacity for school once I'm done my degree 😭 😢

[meg elizabeth 🍩🍭 @megm0rris]

Not me sending everyone the cute little videos maisies gymnastics place posts because I'm so stinkin proud of her and all her progress in the last month ❤️ 😍

[meg elizabeth 🍩🍭 @megm0rris]

When Monty wants you to go with him, he reaches out and shouts hammmm for your hand 😄 🤣 I can't get over his sounds

[Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney]

Seriously though the main thing I can't figure out with parenting is what to do when one of the kid's friends is a bad vibe

[Elmo @elmo]

Elmo thought you might need this! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

[meg elizabeth 🍩🍭 @megm0rris]

Nesting parties should be a thing, like an official thing. The first baby is so celebrated that after that, the world is like GOODLUCK. You got this 😄 🤣

[meg elizabeth 🍩🍭 @megm0rris]

I think bandits farts are going to be the death of me

[meg elizabeth 🍩🍭 @megm0rris]

Also Amelia knowing all the avril Lavigne songs is giving me life

[meg elizabeth 🍩🍭 @megm0rris]

Guys I'm so excited for summer ☀️

[meg elizabeth 🍩🍭 @megm0rris]

Did anyone else just get bitch slapped by a toddler today.... because @cimorris just did 😄 🤣

[meg elizabeth 🍩🍭 @megm0rris]

We are getting built ins ❤️

SO EXCITED

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

The Miami Beach government has released a commercial aimed at deterring spring breakers from visiting.

[meg elizabeth 🍩🍭 @megm0rris]

Guys we are late so much for school that I'm on a first name basis with the secretary and I don't even have to identify the girls by last name when I call