Meg Marion 🍕

is your name pizza? because I love you.

[Meg Marion 🍕 @MegMar4]

SEE YOU IN 191 DAYS @zachlanebryan 😭❤️

[HauntedTrishHeap 🇵🇸 @trishimal25]

If a man's body could become pregnant, Plan B would be added to their 10-in-1 body wash.

[pj @pjayevans]

You should be able to kill someone in Mario Kart

[JAUZ @Jauzofficial]

STOP BRINGING YOUR FUCKING ANIMALS TO DANCE MUSIC EVENTS. I DONT KNOW IF YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE A GOOD WAY TO MEET PEOPLE, PICK UP CHICKS, OR GO VIRAL ON TIK TOK BUT ALL YOUVE DONE IS TORMENT A POOR SWEET ANIMAL WHO DESERVES BETTER THAN YOU. END RANT.

[S🌸 @SikhoSomke]

i'm both a "fast replier" and "never replies" type of person. it depends on my mood and who u are.

[omeo 𖤐 @ihyomeo]

listen apple when i turn my brightness down don’t turn that mf back up

[s h e n n a 💛✨🦋 @shenna_brook]

find your lifelong cornhole & cookout partner

[No Lie with Brian Tyler Cohen @NoLieWithBTC]

The moment that Greg Abbott said the Uvalde shooting “could have been worse” should be the end of his political career.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Wait. They want us to focus on the school door being unlocked?

So let me get this straight: They say it should have been much harder to enter the building, but won’t make it harder to buy the AR-15 he used to kill 19 kids and two teachers?

Do you hear how insane that sounds?!

[Jesus Fucking Christ 🌈 @SHEsus__Christ]

Never saw a fireman stand outside a burning building because they were too scared to go in. Maybe that’s why there aren’t any “fuck the fire department” songs.

[Meg Marion 🍕 @MegMar4]

Just went for a bike ride for the first time in like 15 years 😮‍💨

[Zar ✰ @Zarinacar]

i used to draw tf outta that sun in the corner of the paper when i was a kid

[Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz]

A guy my age was telling me how happy he was that his wife just gave birth to their fourth child then was like “sorry, don’t mean to brag” and it’s like, oh no worries, your life literally sounds terrible to me

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Meg Marion 🍕 @MegMar4]

she loved my dogs and my new truck which was adorable. She is definitely doing her grandpa proud up in heaven ❤️

[Meg Marion 🍕 @MegMar4]

Today I seen my ex best friends daughter for the first time in 2 years. It was both heartwarming and heartbreaking. It was great to see what a little person she has turned into but also sad I didn’t get to be there to watch her evolve into that little person

[Wild Child⚡️ @jessicawon57]

I want Johnny Depp to win this trial, look directly at Amber, and say, “You will always remember this as the day that you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow”. .and walk out of the court room . Then, I will be satisfied.