Megan Powers

we're the coolest kids & we take what we can get

[Megan Powers @megmarieeeee]

@SouthwestAir made us gate check our carryons despite us saying “please don’t, we have an extremely tight layover”. Flight attendant said “oh you’ll definitely be fine!”

…we were not fine. Our bags are still in our layover city. Now we’re in Texas with nothing on us🖕🏻

[Megan Powers @megmarieeeee]

@marissalynnx3 @dunkindonuts I SAID THE SAME THING ON MINE!! Making you spend money on your bday to just give you bonus points is so rude 😂

[Megan Powers @megmarieeeee]

Took a bite of my Dunkin bagel before realizing the monstrosity of mold on the other side… I’m ill.

@dunkindonuts how did anyone think this was okay to give someone

[Jason Goes to Hell @benedictsred]

Anxiety is so embarrassing. Oh no, I’m terrified at the farmers’ market.

[Megan Powers @megmarieeeee]

@marissalynnx3 Good news

[Megan Powers @megmarieeeee]

Roo hearing @RyanRivel’s speech from a mile away last Saturday

[Megan Powers @megmarieeeee]

@Wawa you know I love you guys but tell me why I just found a PIECE OF PAPER in my hoagie?? Not exactly the flavor adding ingredient I had in mind

[Simple Dav @davewallace94]

“I had to google the word opposable because I thought it was actually disposable”

8 days til she’s my wife, ladies and gentlemen

[Simple Dav @davewallace94]

Came across a record that had Danny Boy on it last night, to which Meg started singing “Ohhhh Daaaanny Boooy” to the tune of O Canada. 12 days til she’s my wife, ladies and gentlemen

[keely flaherty @keelyflaherty]

my job is just…worry

[trash jones @jzux]

oceans: hot tub

aliens: real

economy: disintegrating

me: hey just circling back on my last email

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

10K retweets and i’ll wear this to oppenheimer

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

the white house was NOT ready for this twerk

[Megan Powers @megmarieeeee]

@marissalynnx3 Makes me want a sizzli

[Megan Powers @megmarieeeee]

@Phils08champs Literally my first thought when I saw this earlier was Wow Patrick’s gonna hate that 😂

[Megan Powers @megmarieeeee]

@Bonnaroovian @DrinkMamitas @Bonnaroo @davewallace94

[Conrad Benner @StreetsDept]

Is this water’s revenge for how we pronounce it? 👀

[Megan Powers @megmarieeeee]

@marissalynnx3 😂😂😂

[National Park Service @NatlParkService]

To avoid crowds, visit areas that are less crowded.

[Barstool Philly @BarstoolPhilly]

When your city loses in the championship for 3 different teams in the same year.