gary frick jr

day dreaming about pancheros

[gary frick jr @megmazzz]

the first thing i do when i get home from work is eat string cheese and drink a capri sun. i'm basically a 5 year old with a 401k.

[gary frick jr @megmazzz]

this is the only time I feel a real sense of Iowa pride

[ESPN @espn]

#MLBatFieldofDreams sunsets just might be the best kind of baseball sunset 😍

(via @MLB)

[gary frick jr @megmazzz]

flew across the country to dig this bad boy outta my closet to remind @trevorplouffe that I was an OG fan. handmade my own jersey in '09 since there weren't any to buy yet!

[gary frick jr @megmazzz]

i've been waiting since 2019 to say this:

i get @pancheros today😊

[benz mercedes @prehist0ric_]

I hope this email doesn't find you. I hope you've escaped, that you're free.

[Nom_de_Benoît.pdf @NomDeBenoit]

I gave this homeless guy $5 and an old lady behind me told me he's just going to use it for drugs, so I confronted him and asked where I could also get drugs for $5

[gary frick jr @megmazzz]

officially the hottest girl at my gym😋

sure I still work out at home but a win's a win

[Michael Benjamin @mfbenji]

I’m sorry doors like this in a house are so embarrassing. Like imagine getting in a fight with your boyfriend and you have to walk to your room and roll-close your barn door.

[gary frick jr @megmazzz]

a burst pipe caused our buildings fire alarm to go off at 1am which brought THREE firetrucks full of fine ass men and for the rest of my life, I will fantasize about each & every one of them saving me from a burning building

[gary frick jr @megmazzz]

@JeremyVandehey I’d like to think my time of packing up lunch made me a true professional in this so when you find out, we can swap some endorsements🤓

[gary frick jr @megmazzz]

@CaucasianJames dreamt you were texting my mom daily and I would like to ask you to pls stop

[ya libra @karrreyy]

?😗

[gary frick jr @megmazzz]

@zachhammer i did fries at the wax, yes

[gary frick jr @megmazzz]

yep, checks out.

[Iseeu, RN @IseeuBarbi]

The same people who don’t fear COVID bc of a “98% survival rate”, now fear a vaccine that has a 0.00009% risk of causing blood clots. Make it make sense 🤔

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

So, the standard is a police officer can get so harried during a traffic stop that they can confuse a gun for a taser, but every civilian is expected to keep it together and comply perfectly with police orders or they can be killed? Okay.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

Actually I will say something. Breanna Taylor was “accidentally” shot by police in her home in Louisville. Botham Jean was “accidentally” shot in Dallas by a cop who went in his apartment. Now Daunte Wright was “accidentally” shot instead of tasered. Too many “accidents” happen.

[gary frick jr @megmazzz]

cool cool cool cool cool

[gary frick jr @megmazzz]

@Aaron_Harmon i cannot WAIT for this movie

[gary frick jr @megmazzz]

i remember this so vividly - got the entire Siri’s crowd to celebrate with me @_jstokes @TheBubbaHearn

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

🚨 "NORTHERN IOWA WINS IT AT THE BUZZER!"

#OTD: Paul Jesperson became a #MarchMadness legend. 😱

[gary frick jr @megmazzz]

@TheMidnightLA @sfoutsidelands whaaa??!! welp just bought tix exclusively to see y’all perform for a third time, and i guess lizzo is an added bonus 🙌🏽