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but if you left it up to me, everyday would be a holiday from real

[meg @megmcbbb]

the same child who told me he “couldn’t put his own socks on” literally opened the fridge to open the new box of capri suns AND put the straw in correctly in the time it took me to change out of my work clothes (like 30 seconds)

[meg @megmcbbb]

Spent $6 on prefilled eggs for my kid’s class egg hunt only to be upstaged by the mom who put ONE DOLLAR in each egg

[meg @megmcbbb]

haven’t been on this app in literally 6 months … just logged back on and have THREE notifications, one of which is the alert that I’ve logged back on🙄

[female dennis reynolds @FlVESTARWOMAN]

showing always sunny episodes to ur friends involves a lot of strategy. there are the right episodes and the episodes that are gonna make you look insane

[meg @megmcbbb]

my kid recently discovered Dora the Explorer and is OBSESSED, like singing the songs and repeating Spanish … but he refuses to respond when she asks things and instead silently stares at her and it’s hilarious and endearing

[meg @megmcbbb]

“Go ask dad for AT LEAST $10!!” - girl at the park to her little brother as the ice cream trunk drives by

[meg @megmcbbb]

Marcus: “Wanna hear my new favorite song?”

*proceeds to play “Beautiful Things” aka the song he turned off last week because he claimed it was “too slow” 😑🙄

[meg @megmcbbb]

the discussion on northwest suburb commercials was a true thanksgiving blessing @hotonesgameshow @SebastianComedy #ThatOldCarMayBeWorthMoney

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

“Money doesn’t matter” -rich people

“Looks don’t matter” - attractive people

“It’s not the cold, it’s the wind that gets ya” - midwesterners

[meg @megmcbbb]

working on my themed classes for December and am doing a “1 Hit Wonders” but I realized I spelled it “Oneders”😅Now THAT’s a themed class #ThatThingYouDo #GiveMeAPen @TomEScott @tomhanks

[meg @megmcbbb]

nothing stresses my husband out more than me claiming that I’m drafting my @ESPNFantasy team based on hotness

[meg @megmcbbb]

“girls either have a thong butt or a cover up butt and you have a thong butt but most women never know the difference” - Marcus discussing swimsuits at the beach 👍🏼😅

[meg @megmcbbb]

took the week off to go to the beach ☀️

[meg @megmcbbb]

updated update: the restaurant had vegan options online but did not have IRL so we got over priced drinks and went for tacos instead

[meg @megmcbbb]

update: didn’t wear my glasses but I did wear my standing jeans and we are definitely going to a sitting restaurant

[meg @megmcbbb]

the age old question: do I wear my glasses or contact lenses on this date??

(the date is with my husband so he has to go home with me regardless but STILL)

[meg @megmcbbb]

happy tears, sad tears, awkward tears … I cried during EVERY SINGLE episode of #Dave like wtf talk about 10 perfect episodes of television 👏🏼 @lildickytweets

[meg @megmcbbb]

a mom in my kid’s class gave out birthday invitations for MID-JULY .. like my sister in Christ, it is not even one week into June you are a true hero

[meg @megmcbbb]

how did everyone stay so in character all the time this show is PERFECTION #JuryDuty @AmazonFreevee

[meg @megmcbbb]

late to the game but Jury Duty on @AmazonFreevee is SO GOOD I love every single thing about it