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I have been through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened. she/her

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Friday afternoon standing all hands meetings are manipulative

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@Delta I would prefer to not be stranded in New York!!! Rebook options for tomorrow look dismal and I am feeling sad

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@Delta pls help I’ve been stuck on your plane on the ground at JFK for 3 hours now

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the show “perfect match” is wild to me, like hear me out…. What if your perfect match is not another Netflix reality star

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I do not get paid enough to do half of this job

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@airfrance as a cherry on top, I got a 15 euro voucher for some airport shit. I got shortchanged on my voucher and didn’t even get my full 15 euro, thanks so much for absolutely nothing

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@airfrance consider giving your passengers more than 60 minutes to deplane, go through security, and customs. At least 10 of us missed our connecting flight and y’all didn’t bat an eye!

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@airfrance y’all suck

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I don’t think I’m capable of being in a healthy relationship

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@kirbyfullyldd I’m terrified if all of them

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THIS IS NOT A DRILL THE SCOOBY DOO MOVIES ARE BACK ON NETFLIX

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I swear Tarzan guy just said that breathing lowers inflation

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If cats have 9 lives, how many lives do pizza kings have

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If this dude says he changes lives one slice at a time ONE MORE TIME

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He may lose a life each time he utters that statement

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Is that the correct way to use that? I think he is gross

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Brittany likes Peter on BIP? Screaming crying throwing up

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yikes I think I’m depressed again!

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#BachelorVote the voting has ended??? Why do you hate mountain time zones

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Leon Bridges “Coming Home” album is my security blanket