Megan

[Megan @megmoffin]

Also soooo in love with my new tattoo even if she doesn’t appreciate it 🥴💗

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“There's an AI tool for that.”

Okay, so???? There's probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too. I honestly don't give a fuck.

[HowlingDisneyAdult @Paynuspain]

This was literally the week I was going to start eating more lettuce

[noah, like the ark @sentient_dorito]

me every time I have to fart, thinking I might have cyclospora

[Bill Ryan @faceuh8]

me to waiter: "this food got any feces in it or what?"

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

How do I know if I have regular diarrhea from Taco Bell or the explosive parasitic diarrhea from Taco Bell? 🌮 🔔

[BuffaloRon @BuffaloRon]

Me: I'm going to eat healthy

Lettuce: I'm going to give you explosive diarrhea

Oreos in the pantry: I would never do that to you

[aether @bluewdrift]

one day, you'll realize that no one was really watching, and you could have done whatever you wanted.
i just hope you don't figure it out too late.

[Reads with Ravi @readswithravi]

I’m in love with this sentence:

“One of the most underrated skills you can learn is the ability to ignore your mood and stick with the plan.”

[mics @caughthoping]

good evening! just in case it feels difficult to start something~

[S🎧 @wellnessgirlyy]

when 20 yo say shit like “i won’t have kids until like 25” but they don’t know that 25 is literally tomorrow

[♡yG♡🧚‍♀️ @angellailah_yG]

to every woman that needs to hear this: there are good men out there. Men who listen instead of dismissing you. Men who take accountability, communicate, apologize, and make you feel safe, seen & appreciated. You're worthy of healthy love, and it's out there. Don't settle 🥺

[Anime Aesthetics @anime_]

Being online in 2026 be like

[𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐧𝐝 @Be_like_legend]

My unpopular opinion is that fireworks are stupid. They're nightmarish for many veterans, they pollute the air, they scare the shit out of pets, and they harm wildlife. There is no reason for them being in set off residential areas.