Meg

“Maaaan, this ain’t my dad. This is a cell phone.”

[Meg @megnrain]

Fuck one, marry one, kill one has slowly evolved from a fun game to my three-year plan...

[Meg @megnrain]

*Kawhi Leonard laugh*

[× ραу × @SirSlutsalot]

// Knees weak
Palms r sweaty.
Five dollar foot long up the ass already.

[Toronto Raptors @Raptors]

Oh you gotta love it. #WeTheNorth

[Meg @megnrain]

Top two spots on my “People You May Know” part of FB:
My current boyfriend’s ex-girlfriend.
My ex-boyfriend’s current girlfriend.

#rude

[FIN @CanucksFIN]

Mmmmmm Gritty pieces

[Meg @megnrain]

G is so badass he can cockblock someone with zero effort.....

[Meg @megnrain]

I am both of these people.

[Meg @megnrain]

Guy: Hey John! How’re you doing?
John: Do I know you?
Guy: it’s me, Tim...we worked together for 3 years...I just left in January.
John: Hm. Dont remember. Were you in my dept?
Tim: Yes you signed my time sheets every Monday ???
John: oh. Cool. Bye ken.

[Meg @megnrain]

Open for a fun story 🙃

[Meg @megnrain]

Just. Why?

[Gritty @GrittyNHL]

It me. #Gritty

[Meg @megnrain]

@meganlouise9592 This is a whole ass mood

[Meg @megnrain]

@rackim5 We would never

[Meg @megnrain]

Why do these dumbass college players keep celebrating/dropping the ball when they’ve BARELY crosses the line ??!!?????????!!!!!!

The unnecessary anxiety it causes me is not welcome.

[Cleveland Police @CLEpolice]

We WON!!! —-Wait....Oh God. The free beer thing...Ok Cleveland. Stay calm. GO BROWNS!!! @Browns @budlight #CLE

[Meg @megnrain]

Deceased.

[Meg @megnrain]

Just found out cardi b is 25 and my entire life is a lie

[Meg @megnrain]

HOLY SHIT BOYZIIMEN 4 SUPERBOWL LIII

[Meg @megnrain]

weird premonition that the Vikings will ball out in the super bowl this year, they def deserve it.