Megan Wheeler

#yolo

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Ibeengettindirtymoneyjordanbelfort

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Gonna start tweeting again. I have stuff to say

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Got parent trapped by my AirPods today (my roommate took mine and I took hers but we didn’t know because they look the same)

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Explaining to my college friends what Troy Pop Rocks is

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Baking soda is the 2 in 1 shampoo of life. You can clean your carpet with it but also make cookies? What can it not do

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What if we didn’t cut pizza into slices and just picked up the whole thing and bit it

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Going through life raw (my notes app doesn’t work so I have to remember everything)

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I was born to frolic not to do math

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Haven’t felt peace since my last elementary school lice check

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I never met a pilot I didn’t like

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Running a SWOT analysis on my love life

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Allergies are for girls only

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Normalize having a crush on me

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Can’t stop thinking about 36 Skate Club

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@becca_maly Ur my idol

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This aged poorly

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Thinking about contracting scabies again just for the drama

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Can’t afford an Apple Watch so I count my own steps 💯

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Deleting tinder to meet people the old fashioned way (he’s a skater boy, I say see you later boy)

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My dad just dropped his skincare routine: dove men’s body wash followed by my moms hand lotion. Let me know if this works for you 🥰

[Megan Wheeler @megnwheeler]

“How have I never heard of her before” -my dad talking about Doja Cat