Meg Weber

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

Today I endured a traffic circle with my 16 year old for the first time. I feel like that should earn me a free drink, who’s buying?! 😱

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

If you don’t sit at home and binge true crime videos, are you even a basic white bitch?

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

“I now have a fear of pooping” - my boyfriend a day after giving him the alarming information that you can suffer from a pulmonary embolism from straining too hard on the toilet. I don’t know why he dates me.

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

Raise your hand if your therapist noted that you have a high amount of “existential dread”?! It’s 2021, how could you not???

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

Why does my boyfriend not want to talk about the perils of late stage capitalism for the American people just because he’s in bed with his eye mask on trying to go to sleep and it’s after midnight?! Rude.

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

Can we talk about gun control now? Is today the day?

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

The Little House on the Prairie/ABBA mashup we have all been anxiously awaiting has finally arrived!!! 🤘🏼#plussizefashion

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

Only stupid people have all the answers.

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

Think about it, we are the ones subsidizing low wage workers while their CEO’s make millions or billions! Why not hold corporations to higher standards, and make them take care of their employees so we don’t have to? The republicans know this, yet they blame someone else. 3/3

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

If $600 in unemployment a week is more than some people make at their jobs, the solution isn’t to cut those benefits to those who need them. Maybe we should expect our corporations to pay their workers a living wage?! But ya know, that there is a communist idea!!! 1/3

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

Let’s think about it economically. If we pay people $8.50/hr to work, in order to get by, they probably receive benefits from social programs, such as food stamps, healthcare or housing assistance. These are all GREAT programs, but people who work 40/wk shouldn’t need them. 2/3

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

Seriously guys, let’s see some leadership in this country!!

[Andy Slavitt @ASlavitt]

COVID Update July 26: We can virtually eliminate the virus any time we decide to. 1/

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

I sat down and had a cup of coffee with my 7 and 9 year old. I spoke in a Russian accent the whole time. At least I keep my subjects entertained. 🤣

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

Should “yodeling” go under special skills or achievements on my resume?

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

Who wore it better?

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

One thing I have really mastered this quarantine is stumping the IT department with my myriad of usual technical issues. How can I incorporate that into my resume?

[John Legend @johnlegend]

Reporters always ask me if more artists should speak out about politics. I always say ummmmmm not necessarily.

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

I joked with my partner that my lost glasses were probably in the refrigerator.

Nobody tell him they were actually in my sock drawer. 🤦🏼‍♀️

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

In case you were on the fence about having kids, my son just ran up to me to give me a hug and kiss!! He then proceeded to tell me he has to poop and ran to the bathroom. It’s a balance. #momlife #thatsmyboy #kidsareweird

[Meg Weber @megosauruswrex]

I wouldn’t recommend watching a documentary about the Black Plague while eating dinner. Not that I would have first hand experience.