Megan

Pretty much the coolest person you'll ever meet. I fly places for music (& oftentimes work). I love @themattwork

[Megan @megot78]

He: u reading that huge book
Me: yes feel how heavy
He: *lifts it* I'm not a woman so it's not heavy
Me: when I throw it at ur head it'll be

[Megan @megot78]

Hey @MLB how bout you guys move the replay ops ctr somewhere other than NY?!? @Orioles Gunnar Henderson was DECISIVELY safe. What were y’all doing on that long review? Just deciding which team you liked least between BAL & BOS?

[Megan @megot78]

@MLB @relishdaddy @Orioles New City Connects are 🔥

[Megan @megot78]

Would love to win!

[MLB @MLB]

It’s giveaway time, Baltimore 💪

We are giving away a new Orioles City Connect jersey just for you! Repost and reply for your chance to win!

[Avi Miller @AviMiIIer]

Blaze Alexander called out without actually being tagged out, nice

@MLBReplays

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

This time tomorrow.

[matt nathanson @mattnathanson]

in what has now become my annual new year’s tradition, here is the first verse of my song “farewell december”. i recorded it today in the home office…

my version of a holiday anthem😂 (written many years ago w/ two masters: @JTXROCKSTAR & @shanemcanally ).

thank you all for a magical year. be kind to yourselves... and to each other. despite how it appears, we are all in this together. ❤️

“i like the way the streetlights fingerpaint your body / fireworks off the roof glow in your eyes / your hand in my pocket / heart like a rocket / hey hey hey / i felt alive / for the first time in my life / i held you tight / and the crowd sang ‘auld lang syne’ / where geary meets the sea / you turned and said to me / ‘this year was ours… farewell december’”

see your sweet asses in ‘26!

[Megan @megot78]

@kevinnbrown why didn’t @realbenmcdonald pitch?!??

[Freddie @FreddieTheOsFan]

That is an absolute steal for Adley Rutschman

[Megan @megot78]

@kevinnbrown speaking of @joanjett how ‘bout I Love Rock & Roll for your karaoke song?

[Megan @megot78]

dear @teleties please do all MLB teams, but most especially, the @Orioles signed- someone who would buy all the O’s merch

[Megan @megot78]

@kevinnbrown and his Seinfeld references are not going unnoticed by me! #thesepitchesaremakingmethirsty

[Megan @megot78]

@Maga_Trigger 1000000000000000%

[Megan @megot78]

@UHC very disappointed to hear you’ll no longer recognize @CapWomensCare as in-network provider for my area. Called mbr svcs to express my concern over this, but I’m sure that’ll go nowhere. Pls continue negations to keep this important woman’s healthcare provider in-network

[Megan @megot78]

#chesapeakewod Secure ⚾️🖤🧡

[Orioles on MASN @masnOrioles]

Want to win a signed Ben McDonald baseball? Use #ChesapeakeWOD and enter today’s Word of the Day for your chance to be that lucky winner!

Presented by @CEIWCmedia, your hometown workers’ comp team.

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

Increase your odds of securing this super item 📈

Repost to enter for a chance to win an authenticated Iron Man bobblehead signed by Cal Ripken, Jr. ahead of Marvel Day this Saturday at The Yard!!

[Megan @megot78]

Eeek!

[Baltimore Orioles @Orioles]

On Marvel Day at The Yard, you might get the call! 🤖⚾

Every inning, lucky fans will be selected to receive an authenticated bobblehead signed by our very own Iron Man — Cal Ripken Jr.
No armor required.

🎟️ Limited tickets for June 28th still available: https://t.co/gkxLtTJDKH

[Megan @megot78]

@elonmusk @realDonaldTrump Now tell us how you rigged the election for him too. 🍿

[Megan @megot78]

@TimBrookss @SimplyAJ10 I agree with all of this. It appears to fans there is no clear leadership on the team to have them gel together on the field. Maybe in your role, you could be a leader for them until one steps up from the players themselves.

[ian bremmer @ianbremmer]

last one i promise

[Did the Orioles Win? @WinningOrioles]

Yes.