adrian

political views: if a witch eats the president, that witch should become president | they/them

[adrian @megpIant]

Look at this stupid sunshine slug

[sophist @no_sophist]

we already have a data centre in my neighbourhood. it's called? The Public Library

[adrian @megpIant]

@Andy47xxy @samreich brennan will turn over any corner of his heart for five points, but will he miss six months of his child’s life for five points? tune in next season to find out

[adrian @megpIant]

@THEJUDGEOHNO he just finished doing the dishes

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Yeah I know brushing your teeth at night is like a 2 minute low effort chore with enormous payoff but in a much more significant way it’s like being killed with 100 hammers

[adrian @megpIant]

@FREElNLEATHER @thillsitsgrave could they have been attending the festival as guests?

[adrian @megpIant]

@discocowboyhat they’re in love

[Cacophony Kid ×͜× @CacoKidOH]

Fuck chatgpt, wikipedia is my ride or die. If I'm gonna be misinformed I want to be misinformed BY THE PEOPLE

[mr. binch @discocowboyhat]

they should do the next conclave survivor style

[normol driver @KK_is_my_name_]

I fall for fool's spring every year because I'm addicted to hope & believing that life will get better

[adrian @megpIant]

@dieworkwear car radio by twenty one pilots

[adrian @megpIant]

@excessence youtube

[adrian @megpIant]

ALSO THE TIME A CUSTOMER KISSED ME ON THE CHEEK

[adrian @megpIant]

featuring how to shape asiago or cinnamon crunch bagel dough at panera, how to save your elbows while rock climbing, how they make multiple sounds happen at once, and Marco escaping the consequences of eating Stevie’s food

[adrian @megpIant]

looking through the notes on my phone and rediscovering that I am a master of the visual aid

[adrian @megpIant]

also the sinking of the titanic

[adrian @megpIant]

looking through the notes on my phone and rediscovering that I am a master of the visual aid

[adrian @megpIant]

doctor thinks I probably have arthritis in my shoulder from pulling the synth cart around for four years so that’s epic

[still. @_vicdagoat]

not to be dramatic but if anyone hurts me this year they are going to die.

[ms. bitch @katastrophe_xo]

i will no longer say “i’m going to kill myself” …instead i will be threatening everyone/everything that causes ME the inconvenience with a good ol “you’re going to die”