Megan Mendoza

Graduate of The Red McCombs School of Business at The University of Texas at Austin with a degree in Marketing.
These moments will be stories one day.

[Texas Humor @TexasHumor]

I won't be happy till Apple releases the iTaco. A personal taco maker.

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It was an Uptown kind of night

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National Tequila Day @Patron

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"I miss college because it was socially acceptable to drink all of your calories" #shitmymomsays #liquiddiet #imisscollege

[George RR Martin Parody @GeorgeRRMartin_]

I don't know why I wasn't invited, I'm great at weddings... @KimKardashian @kanyewest

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25 Words That Have A Totally Different Meaning In Texas #TEXAS http://t.co/qBna4VEQgh

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Just a quick tweet thanking my friends and family for all the support and love #thankyou #iloveyall

[Sorry, I'm Texan @SorryImTexan]

And you’ll be sorry that you messed with the U.S. of A. Cause we`ll put a boot in your ass, it`s the American way. 🇺🇸 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Miguelito @litotexx]

"He thinks he's better than everybody because he goes to UT"

#HookEmBitch

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After all this time? Always.

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It's McCombs Business School graduation! #mccombs #seniors2014

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@Blair3May @AmandaWilliams0 Y'all's upstairs neighbors really are dinosaurs #soloud

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@Blair3May Let's be real, the only running I do is when there's free food and it's about to run out #thisismylife #DontJudgeMe

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@Blair3May so bathing suit season is pretty much here.. Looks like I'll be wearing an adult onesie to the pool #shit