Waiting for an Uber- 4 seperate dudes asked my friends and I if we wanted to suck dick tonight and my friend said " you are not the pizza we are looking for"
I've never been more proud of a drunk come back 🍕🍕#zaaaislife
My dad went out with his friends and when they came to get him he walked out with a red solo cup and when I asked what he was doing he said “have u never heard of a roadie?” I’ve never been more proud