Megan Calhoun

just a wog looking for a mog

[Elon watche @Elonwatche]

It’s really nice to read posts sometimes that say “you’re exactly where you’re suppose to be” .... but let me just be the one to say that isn’t true for all of us. Have people in your life who are willing to tell you that you are not* in the right place, and help you move forward

[ry. @RyleePaige14]

to all boys—
one day you will be holding your sobbing daughter in your arms wanting to do absolutely nothing but destroy the boy that broke her heart. only to realize that you used to be the same guy.

[Megan Calhoun @megro_x]

So I’m sitting here at Starbucks with the bathroom in my direct point of view, and I have not once seen someone knock before they enter. They try to open the door before they realize it’s locked. Always lock the door ladies & gents. #MyWorstFearIsThatTheDoorDoesntLockAllTheWay

[Cheese Me 🧀 @colbyy__CHEESE]

Hands down best one so far lol
#Area51memes #Area51 #StrangerThings3 #scoopsahoy

[Swift Knight @SwiftKnight1]

The great raid of Area 51 #Area51memes #Area51 #area51raid

[kevin jonas @kevinjonas]

That will wake them aliens up

[Megan Calhoun @megro_x]

@iamdariusmullin This just made my heart sad. About the coffee filter, not the aquatic invertebrates.

[Amy Garvey-Eckett @amygarveyeckett]

Marvel have found the perfect way to stop Tom from giving spoilers; pair him with someone who *he* has to babysit instead.

[Bishop Talbert Swan @TalbertSwan]

If ONE white woman accused me of rape my career would be OVER.

A white man accused of rape by TWENTY TWO women being able to run for a 2nd term as POTUS, with half the country still supporting him, is all you need to know about racism, white male patriarchy and white supremacy.

[ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt]

I wish morning skinny wasn’t a thing because it tricks me into thinking I can eat a pound of queso with zero consequences

[Bob Goff @bobgoff]

We weren’t just an idea God hoped would work out some day. We were one of His most creative expressions of love, ever. He doesn’t grimace at our failures, He delights in our attempts.

[Megan Calhoun @megro_x]

Brb, cryin in the club rn.

[pey @sweetpeyy]

And if you knew, how proud I was 🤞🏽

[Megan Calhoun @megro_x]

The only thing sweeter than ice cream is this sweet pal! 💗🍨 #IceCreamEscapade #Area51 #JerrysSnoCones #BenandJerrys #Boomers @ Memphis, Tennessee https://t.co/7NIqtTnVGw

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

17 Literary Tweets That Will Make You Cackle https://t.co/vB99UFH0qA

[Megan Calhoun @megro_x]

@Kid_Schwenkie I resent that.

[Megan Calhoun @megro_x]

#NewProfilePic #StandWithSudan

[Ahmed Samir Ead @ahmedsamiread]

Stand with Sudan.

[Olly Hawkins @Olly_Hawk]

Hundreds being killed, women raped & innocent people having their human rights completely violated in Sudan.

How can this be ignored by the same people who sat up for Notre Dame - a fire that claimed no lives.

Lives > buildings!

#SudanMassacre #Sudan

[Megan Calhoun @megro_x]

UPDATE ON DAD: he is doing INCREDIBLE!! His accident was on March 10 where his 18 wheeler went off the side of the road. He suffered from multiple LeFort fractures, fractures to his femur,… https://t.co/lnjmwfRLZX