Meghan Rumberger

[The Saurus @TheSaurus831]

Really is a tough call.

On one hand - every Nobel prize winning economist is adamantly stating that Harris has a significantly better economic plan

But on the other hand - the dumbest people I’ve ever interacted with say Trump is a good businessman

Quite the dilemma

[ryan @OhItsRyan]

She really said “here’s 30 songs, and also fuck you Kim Kardashian”

[Meghan Rumberger @megrums]

The Kids Heart Challenge https://t.co/vjcR5uLhHM

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

"IT"S THE FUCKING GUNS!"

[Meghan Rumberger @megrums]

Still relevant.

[Meghan Rumberger @megrums]

Never give a narcissist a microphone and no time limit.

[Meghan Rumberger @megrums]

12th Street Dunkin is the best Dunkin

[Meghan Rumberger @megrums]

My daughter should not be growing up in a world with less rights than I had. This is the opposite of progress.

[Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1]

Clarence Thomas writes, in a concurring opinion, that the Supreme Court should reconsider Griswold, Lawrence, and Obergefell — the rulings that now protect contraception, same-sex relationships, and same-sex marriage.

[DADDY DICKIE @Khagz1992]

My newborn niece was diagnosed with a rare heart condition and is in need of a heart transplant. The medical costs will be substantial for my brother and his wife. Please consider a donation to help soften the burden. If you can’t, please retweet and 🙏 https://t.co/CU58VucsHG

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

The FDA has officially approved the Pfizer COVID-19 vaccine. While all three COVID vaccines have met FDA's strict standards for emergency use, this FDA approval should give added confidence that this vaccine is safe and effective.

If you're not vaccinated yet, now is the time.

[Travon Free @Travon]

The Delta variant is 200 times more contagious than the first identified strain of Covid.

As of June, 99.2% of all US covid deaths are unvaccinated.

The CDC says Covid has become the "pandemic of the unvaccinated."

Get vaccinated.

The life you save may be your own.

[Meghan Rumberger @megrums]

Emilia is frustrated with Tre and says shit.
Joe: What did you just say?
Emilia: Uh…uh…uh….ship. I said ship. Like a boat.

[Meghan Rumberger @megrums]

@Court_Leigh24 To All The Boys?

[Andy Slavitt Archived @aslavitt46]

VACCINATION UPDATE: Congratulations to Pennsylvania, the 10th state to meet the goal of 70% of their adult population with at least 1 vaccine.

VT
HI
NH
MA
CT
ME
NJ
RI
NM
PA

Another 10 are above 65%.

[Meghan Rumberger @megrums]

Emilia has been very interested in naming opposites.
“I know! Starbucks and Dunkin’ are opposites!”
It’s not not true.

[Meghan Rumberger @megrums]

(Joe and Emilia are plying school. Joe turns around to say something to me while she’s reading a story to the class.)
E: Daddy, is it your turn to talk when the teacher is talking?
J: Uh, no.
E: Ok, so, no then! (Gives him the stare down. Continues reading book.)

[Meghan Rumberger @megrums]

*laying in bed with Emilia*
E: Mommy let me sing you a goodnight song
M: Awee I’d love that
E: 🎵One margarita, two margarita, three margarita, shot🎵

[Meghan Rumberger @megrums]

Emilia: “I baptized Molly (the dog) so she can go to sleep now. It’s ok.”

[Meghan Rumberger @megrums]

@the_dan_hagerty Cold brew = better because it just TASTES better

[Meghan Rumberger @megrums]

There are two kinds of people: Those who think cold brew and iced coffee are interchangeable & those who know better

[Meghan Rumberger @megrums]

@_moLLyeLizabeth Fences.