Meghan Ryan

[chiefkeeks @chiefkeeks]

Tom Sandoval’s only comeback #pumprules

[trish @ultragloss]

me hitting “notify anyway” when im texting someone on do not disturb https://t.co/4Cx6uvYBZy

[trish @ultragloss]

we as a society must drop the pretense that getting your nails done is a relaxing experience when in reality there is nothing more anxiety-inducing and hellish

[hunter harris @hunteryharris]

joe alwyn is a MUSE and that’s ENOUGH

[Tyler Aki @TylerAki_]

Please RT and spread the word to help us find Iñaki Bascaran

[Ravi Baichwal @BaichwalABC7]

Here are pics of Inaki Bascaran leaving Celeste bar just before midnight Saturday night #missing

[JP @jpbrammer]

people are shocked by this but you don't write Liability without being close friends with pain itself

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

People who don’t immediately lock their car door when they get in the car congratulations on living in a fear-free brain

[Glenbard East Athletics @GEHS_Athletics]

Congratulations @emilyryannnn and @LaurenH58469625 for earning All-Conference honors @UpstateEight @GE_Girls_BBALL #WeAreEast

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

This just feels right.

[James @CaucasianJames]

if u ever see me slouched tell me to stand up straight and don’t be afraid to yell

[no context schitt’s creek @nocontxtSC]

why are you like what?
dressed like that?

[♥mark magark♥ @markedly]

My “hand” ?? Oooh you mean my phone claw

[UnDo 512 @undo512]

i just thought “i love a cup of coffee early in the morning” as i sipped mine! it’s noon but never the less

[miski 🛸 @musegold]

when i say i’m ready that obviously means in 2 hours when i’m physically and mentally ready to leave the house

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

I’ll say it.

The Oxford comma is good and I like it