Megan Fey

I literally have no idea what's going on, ever.

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

Ya growing up in a small town is super awesome until you realize everyone is homophobic and racist and really close minded to anything they don't know about🙃

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

A man of many words #biden2020

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

Srsly where did I get all my 1D info from like 8 years ago. I truly don’t remember where I learned it all but now I just have all this random knowledge like old phone passwords and birthdays in my head.

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

This did not age well... #CHD

[Sofia Franklyn @sofiafranklyn]

I was feeling like shit and then I was like at least I’m not @jamescharles rn 😊😊😊 #blessup

[KSN🃏 @KImfura_104]

The two at the top murdered a combined of 32 people. The two at the bottom sold illegal cigarettes and wrote a bad check...

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

His name is Cameron Fey

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

@TPIRLIVE SASKATOON pick my dad!!!

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

Began watching Cheer today and I swearrrrr if Jerry does not make mat I’m gonna lose it.

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

When I was young I always thought it was super normal to not be able to breathe when I went outside any time in the winter then I learned I have asthma. No wonder I hated recess🤷🏻‍♀️

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

PSA: if you can see your breathe it’s probably too cold out for shorts.

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

Moms are the best. Bc even when I was 13 my mom still called me beautiful with a straight face.

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

My boyfriend just turned on Run This Town(2009) and asked if I’ve heard of Kayne West before????

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

I remember in high school I was mortified to leave the house without makeup on and now I go out looking like I haven’t slept in 5 days with confidence

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

TFW you’re relaxing watching Netflix and suddenly the anxiety sets in and you’re stressfully watching Netflix

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

You know you’re really an adult when you grab someone outta the drawer and say to yourself “this is my favourite spatula but ya know what it’s okay”

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

Just sending this out to any aliens checking the Twitter today; I am here and ready for abuction anytime now. Thanks in advance

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

Story about my most conceded moment because it's hilarious. Me and syd went to Tim Hortons and I saw some girl in the window and said

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

Allergies are so weird. Like if I even get to close to a fish it’s like *boom* and I blow up like a balloon and can’t breathe anymore. Wild

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

Why is that when other girls wear a bunny hug and leggings with their hair up they look cute and laid back but when I do it, I look like I just finished a 5 day drinking binge and haven’t showered since I started it.

[Megan Fey @megsfey]

I just saw a girl carrying her MacBook around campus with out a case?!?!? Ppl here are crazy