MJ

Truth be told I thrive under a lack of accountability.

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Toilet training, a haiku:
Wipe once front to back,
Don’t blow your nose with it now,
We all have pink eye.

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@MaxPowerUlti

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@elonmusk Imagine having enough money to end world hunger but instead you buy Twitter.

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I guess Jesus saw his shadow and now there are 52 more weeks of winter. #TorontoWeather

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11 years of absolutely nothing #MyTwitterAnniversary

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I would pay many dollars to watch @arnettwill and @MoneyLynch in a feature length “Buddy Cop” style film. Many. Dollars.

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@SexWithDrJess @brandonware Now pretend that blanket is a bathroom floor and you’ll understand why I passed out there.

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How do I know I’m #married? Well, today I had a fight about floor lamps.

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Zuckerberg rn:

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@DNR_at_4 @MaxPowerUlti @CUC_tweet @UltimateCanada @maxpower Do not resuscitate when?

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@MaxPowerUlti @CUC_tweet @UltimateCanada @CTechTaylor likes his feelings hurt.

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Accessing my @UltimateCanada login:

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@HRHospital @VaxHuntersCan Had my 2nd dose appt today. Was in and out in less than 30 mins. Kudos to all staff and security for their continued friendliness, and running everything so smoothly. 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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Have discs. Will golf. #discgolf

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@westparkhcc In person appt registration to “be fair” to those without internet access that might not be able to register online, yet all information and notifications are only available online. Seems just a bit counterintuitive.

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@MaxPowerUlti

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The internet: Don’t worry! Sleep regression only lasts a couple weeks.
Me, day 2:

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@dionnewarwick I have so many... with a bonus, added baby! #PeaceAndPets

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@thesimpleg5 @Twitter https://t.co/FP54iQXtHM