HRH Scamantha Markle

Sister of a Duchess so basically I'm royal. User of a wheelchair after a fall.
Please feel sorry for me as I pretend to have MS.

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

@Ed59029780 @VanessaGillieo @Yeldeo @qwer1432 @Nouveau_Camelot @SamJrakoh @ki_native @gotmamadrama @GreyLava @alysa_apollonia @freepeeper @ayefikr @AFarray @Blackaristo11 @CharmaineRossL1 @rosaespinalcast @Debbie_OO7 @emma_davis1991 @FrancoisOsamor @February1316 @jaydoll51 @WalkerStalker18 @LeithSmall @lauraj55 @Lucinhacarvalh5 @MizFlagPin @scobie @PlushMinnie @BeautyYBrains @QueenPhillippa @regina74 @RedSoleFan @SueSmit19255223 @brenbrenchie @Vicky38127060 @WickesEmma @Zepper20 @SammyMarkle64 @DailyMailUK Or I could roll over his fat feet. Or I could burp my bag and give him a really bad infection. Who knows? But he'll get really sick someway. And me? I'm always sick and need attention.

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

@Ed59029780 @VanessaGillieo @Yeldeo @qwer1432 @Nouveau_Camelot @SamJrakoh @ki_native @gotmamadrama @GreyLava @alysa_apollonia @freepeeper @ayefikr @AFarray @Blackaristo11 @CharmaineRossL1 @rosaespinalcast @Debbie_OO7 @emma_davis1991 @FrancoisOsamor @February1316 @jaydoll51 @WalkerStalker18 @LeithSmall @lauraj55 @Lucinhacarvalh5 @MizFlagPin @scobie @PlushMinnie @BeautyYBrains @QueenPhillippa @regina74 @RedSoleFan @SueSmit19255223 @brenbrenchie @Vicky38127060 @WickesEmma @Zepper20 @SammyMarkle64 @DailyMailUK Here's what will probably happen because I'm the smart one in the family. My dad will choke on a turkey bone and only have 5 months to live and I'll keep pretending to have MS and roll around in my chair.

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

I was behind the bushes. Lurking. In my chair.

[Clarence House @ClarenceHouse]

Two new photographs of The Prince of Wales and his family have been released to celebrate HRH’s 70th birthday.

The photos were taken by Chris Jackson in the garden of Clarence House.

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

Happy birthday Charlie. Don't even act like we're not on a first name basis after THAT night in your "throne" room.

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

@SueSmit19255223 @ndusing

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

Does anyone know how to put a tampon into an ostomy?

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

@ndusing Ok because I'm obviously the real Samantha. Know your stuff before shit runs out of your mouth.

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

The Queen really wants me to come for Christmas but I don't think I can pass up playing Santa at the mall.

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

@juliet_joy @SammyMarkle64 That got you blocked???! Wow. I've said way worse!

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

@DebraGold7 Well I have to give a shit or I'd swell up into a huge balloon of shit and blow up and get shit everywhere and nobody wants that shit.

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

People think it's gross that I don't wash my hands when I go to the bathroom. But I don't go to the bathroom. I go in my bag. Idiots.

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

@ndusing Yes I'm discussing shit. We can discuss together if you'd like.

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

I don't stand for nonsense unless it's my own!

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

@juliet_joy Maybe I'm just tired of double bagging it. Have you thought of that? Why would I tell you that it's some sort of sick sex fantasy Mark has? That's nobody's business. Some things I have to keep to myself.

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

I don't even know what to say to this. 🤣🤣🤣

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

@RachelH73814559 Well why do you think? To plug my incessant runs.

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

@RachelH73814559

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

I have MS but I might not have MS.

[HRH Scamantha Markle @megssister]

Go out and vote today. We need a new King!