Megs

I pride myself on my questionable taste.

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I can't sleep, and I'm just tired, and I want my mom, and I want to go home.

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@jennirussell @ClonePooper the mob one is funnier, if only because it happened to me and I have more details, and also because it wasnt just the US mob.

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@ClonePooper promise. It's two stories, the secret hostage baby being one, and the Megs and the Mob being the other. I'm partial to story #2, but story #1 is a "like, I just can't" primer.

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@ClonePooper all of it is amazeballs. Especially the mob part.

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Appointment with a possible new therapist next week.

Preliminary Google stalking suggests she's a student social worker.

This will be...curious. I might make her some bingo cards. Or some cookies. "Sorry you totally misinterpreted your life vocation."

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@russtopherb yes.

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Dad's gf's extended famjam is having serious drama llamas.

Me: dad, I'd like to point out that as difficult as I am, I never HAD a secret baby in a foreign country on vacation who was then held hostage.

Dad: yeah, but I did have to call off the mob once.

Me: NOT MY FAULT.

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'80s rock/metal/power ballads that center around blood and fighting and aren't by Pat Benetar or Scandal...go! #suggestionsneeded #mysecretproject #of10years

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"I probably should not suggest wearing them as earmuffs." #youknowwhat

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Just realized that I'm approaching the perfect time to get my Harry Potter/Mom tattoo. 10 years in January. It's go time.

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@ClonePooper oh, and the Oprah gif made me think strings, not you

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@ClonePooper I don't know what the strings are, but yes. Ilu

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I had a long talk with myself. I think I agreed to see a therapist again, because hating everything is quite a chore.

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I would totally temp dye my hair...if I actually believed it was temporary and I'd get my white back. I just want to go pink or something

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@J__Swift I was definitely not 7 when that movie came out, and I am also reasonably sure I'm 35. Maybe 18 years?

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"I need to turn this music off so that I can smell [as in use nose] better."

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Hey local jazz radio, I love experimental jazz as much as the next person w/a tenuous grip on reality but 930 is way too early for this shit

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@ClonePooper & I was like "she loves you, you aren't blonde." Mom would love her. They'd also drive each other nuts. Super entertaining!

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@ClonePooper exactly. Dad's gf said something like "Oh man, what would she think of me?"

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I totally came here to say something important or vague about something -maybe my job? Got distracted, can't remember. #storyofmylife