megan

[𝖆𝖓𝖓𝖆𝖗𝖎𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌⁷𝖘𝖊𝖊𝖎𝖓𝖌 방탄소년단 ⊙⊝⊜𖤐⁶⁶⁶ @btsmetalmama]

Any of y'all performative hoes talking shit about BTS members wanna sell you day 1 Arlington tickets, I'll buy from you REAL CHEAP since you don't care anymore

[megan @megtags]

army! I am looking for arlington day 1, aug 15th tickets! I need two.
pls pls pls let me know! 😭🫰🏽💜

[megan @megtags]

break ups suck. thx for coming to my ted talk.

[megan @megtags]

why the fuck is it so hard to get a job in LA, someone help me pls

[J. Slai @JSLAi]

Me realizing Rihanna is pregnant again, and we’re never getting another album. 😭

[megan @megtags]

anyone else cry through half of #WakandaForever ? no just me? ok..

[megan @megtags]

look at my spoiled ass dog

[megan @megtags]

this year is the most i’ve ever watched football. literally been at my father in laws every thursday, sunday, and monday this whole season. who am i?

[megan @megtags]

moving gives me so much anxiety. i fucking hate packing.

[megan @megtags]

moving next week & the first thing i want to unpack is the christmas tree & decorations. don’t come for me.

[Brenda Song @BrendaSong]

Fuck you.

[megan @megtags]

yo, i love @kimrhodes4real as a mom in suite life, and she’s phenomenal as jody in supernatural, but in criminal minds, i want to hit her over the head with a pipe her character is making me so mad.

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

...And stay out!

[Michelle Broder Van Dyke @MBVD]

Hawaiʻi is sending a Native Hawaiian to Congress.

Kai Kahele, who replaces Tulsi Gabbard, is only the second Native Hawaiian in Congress since Hawaiʻi became a state. The late Senator Daniel Akaka was the first.

[tátá @hislifeoutwest]

RENT. FREE.

[megan @megtags]

@hankgreen is legit probably my favorite person on the planet. i will do/believe anything this man says.

[bookish M.Ed 🇭🇹 @aROSEthatGREW]

HAPPY INDIGENOUS PEOPLES’ DAY!

History summed up in ONE sentence.

[Grant @shuffle_sunrize]

Name any other job where you don't immediately lose your job after this kind of behavior. Go ahead. I'll wait