Megan Hultquist

i literally just want to get to know you.

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

And just like that.
She can poop on command.
Puppy trainer over and out. @ Portland, Oregon https://t.co/TKlROXyPK9

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

@alexxhooks ❤❤❤

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

I am in love with a soul that has been tangled with my own since the beginning of time. I have… https://t.co/RT0jBm3DcS

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

Lol @ me when my love language is what I am most terrified of. 👍🏽 #physicaltouch

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

2015: depression
2016: anxiety
2017: must be LOVE

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

@jillebean96 @_corbygeorge He also called me cotton so yknow maybe I'll change mine too.

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

Shampoo for real friends, and real poo for sham friends.

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

La La Land is everything.

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

Me 25/8 https://t.co/UpY3tLglxd

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Toby now has the floor, and he is going to try to not screw this up like everything else in his life.

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

@xoxogossipglenn Danny and I are going to see La La Land in LA and I'm ready to be forever changed.

[jillian. @jillebean96]

Selfies are necessary AT LEAST so that when you request me on social media I know who you are

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

@jillebean96 @hannahebetz TRU

[eric curtin @dubstep4dads]

christmas song: have yourself a merry little christmas, make the yuletide gay

mike pence: idk what a yuletide is.. but it must be destroyed

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

Reality check: I won't be attending Christmas Eve service because my rapist and his family attend the same church as my parents.

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

@AllieTrefz SAME. Let's tag team.

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

@AllieTrefz I volunteer as tribute. I love that shit.

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

@ashpatpatin It's impossible.

[Megan Hultquist @megtaylorh]

Me:my body parts don't define me
Heteronormative male:it's silly to look down,see a penis,and identify as a potato.
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A vegetable? Really?