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•mountain wishes & mermaid kisses•

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Okay, Kris Jenner can start managing my life now.

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Life can be a bitch sometimes, but Jenna has enough on her plate with hubby away in the army, a 6 year old, and a baby on the way. Please consider donating or share the link for this hit & run victim 😭 https://t.co/YpzRnIJjxM

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https://t.co/YpzRnIJjxM

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In case anyone is curious about where I am in adulting... I get an actual thrill by adjusting my tv settings for optimal picture and vividness

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Sponsor us @Target

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A reminder to all my badass ladies out there... shave your fucking armpits 🖤

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woke up this morning craving a charcuterie board

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I need Jenna to have her baby and more of my friends to have babies so I can snuggle a fresh human.

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I wanna go to Disneyland so bad i’m gonna throw up.

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Love is when there’s only 4 beers in the fridge and 1 person takes one for the team and doesn’t drink any so the other can get a good buzz 💘

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Real question: Why do guys wear spandex leggings under basketball shorts? Circulation? Comfort? So the family jewels don’t show? I need answers plz

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Who is James Charles and wth happened

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Other couples: stand here and let me love you
Me: stand here and let me body slam you as hard as I can

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Is anyone else seeing these Mother’s Day posts from some people and just thinking ‘stop, look at the person you’ve become, your mother failed you.” 🤣🤣

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Who do I think I am drinking rum until 3:30am? I am not 17 anymore.

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I’m always really into health & wellness at night. Like “hell yes I’m gonna juice tomorrow and hike and eat clean, my body is a temple” and then I wake up and I’m like “uhhh bagels and almond joy coffee creamer sounds good”

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Okay.. Ojai gets like 2 nice weather days and girls are already sun kissed and bronzed? Erm ok. I’ll be over here channeling Casper thnx. #lookaway

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@AmericanIdol hire me as a judge for 1 week tysm

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@chanhurst I’m burnin’ up