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It's true. I read it on the internet.

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If my mother knew how many levels I beat in Banjo Kazooie yesterday, she wouldn't be so quick to tell everyone that I do nothing all day.

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@neiltyson Natural carbon sinks (I.e., forests and oceans) are becoming super saturated. Plants cannot handle the level of CO2 being released into the atmosphere through anthropogenic activities.

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Finished a beautiful and devastating fantasy book series so all I can do for the next few hours is gaze out the window and sigh

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@PatrickRothfuss You could likely do it in seven words

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I left my patio cushions out and washed all of my windows so. You're welcome for the rain.

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I have proof this last year has changed me cuz my mom said she was listening to the "Armchair Quarterback" Podcast and I couldn't muster a firey urge to correct her. Have I lost my joie de vivre?

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Pretty interesting that now that Melinda Gates is newly single John Mulaney is getting a divorce 👀

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Dreams do come true 🖤🤍

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Celebrating my 30s by finally breaking down and buying the exact garbage can I've been coveting for the last 5 years

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Hate how I mis-time my coffee intake and have too much too close together and effectively launch myself into a mini panic attack.

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I just accomplished something I never thought possible! I sneezed and burped at the same time. No need for congratulations #thisis30

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I could write an entire thesis about season one episode four of the Orville.

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I am beginning to suspect that no amount of caffeine can substitute a solid 8 hours of sleep???!!

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Hi my name is Meghan and I leave social events early to pick up Thai food by 9 pm and eat as much as I can physically fit into my stomach and then lay awake in somber, reflective pain all night.

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It's not that I'm better than you, it's just that I ate a tonne of kale salad for lunch. So.

[Chelsea Peretti @chelseaperetti]

I skim read all emails

[Felicia Day🇺🇸 @feliciaday]

One of my greatest fears is to be blinded by a too-fast retracting measuring tape.

[Pat Rothfuss @PatrickRothfuss]

I'm thinking of starting a podcast where all I do is eat chips and cry.

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@LetsGetRealHere I am 100% in agreement with this. WAKE UP PEOPLE!

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Everytime I see Ariana Grande I think about how heavy her hair must be. Has her hair ever not been in a pony tail? Is her neck sore?

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In case anyone was wondering it is, somehow, only Tuesday today.