Boys do my nut in ‘£100 to any lassie who hasn’t done this or that’ £100 to any boy who doesn’t last 2 minutes and don’t texts girls at 5am saying ‘u up x’
Contactless aye?
Aye just tap it
Too easy this eh
Aye true, too easy tae spend money eh
Far too easy haha
End up forgettin yer PIN
Aye takes me a minute tae mind it noo
Lucky it's a thirty quid limit
Aye I ken, until they put it tae forty!
Aw any day noo!
Honestly can’t think of anything worse then sitting in a pub all night on Christmas Eve then going back to a gaff til all hours and being hungover to bits on Christmas Day barely being able to stomach my dinner never mind a drink.. new pjs and movies for me thank u ���
2018 has been the weirdest year of my life so far, gone so fast yet so slow, met amazing people and lost people I thought I would have forever, made the most happiest memories I can’t forget but also made memories that wrench my heart when I think about it,been the best but worst
I feel like I’ve been using up all of my niceness in work and when I come home I just have nothing left to give like I’m so happy and polite for the whole 12 hours that I’m in work and when I come home I’m like a corpse can’t even hold a conversation anyone else
cba with everything at the moment, can it just hurry up and be Christmas so I can avoid all responsibilities, embrace the fact I’m a borderline alcoholic and a fat pig and justify all these things because “it’s Christmas” 👍🏼xx