kiara 🫧

perpetually katogon

[Isa Fernandes @isamfer_]

Nós, usuários do iphone 13, vendo a apple lançar o iphone 18 sabendo que nosso aparelho vai morrer a qualquer momento

[໊ @soysabil]

i should wake up and automatically be restored to full health, that’s how sleeping should work, what is this horseshit

[detective barbie @neopetOrgy]

My kink is being told I asked a good question

[kiara 🫧 @megunkiiara]

coworker randomly told me “taasa jod nimo meg oy” waw higante yarn

[R @rssn3_]

Just wanna be on annual leave for the rest of my life

[🫧 @bakudahoe]

Me in a 3rd world country feeling guilty of my single use plastic usage so a whimsical queen in the states can bedazzle her hand cream

[wendy @wendy_mustdiie]

Inside of me there are two wolves

[Emma Stoned 🗿 @emma_zoey_reyn]

4 salaries left for the year and I don’t know what I did with the other 8 😭 Life is a tragedy.

[TheeCodingQueen 🪷🦋 @ChildPleez007]

August, you raggedy bitch.

[Rajjath @Rajjath24]

i finished a book while sitting alone in a café today. closed it, looked outside, and realized i had been somewhere else for the last three hours.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

One of my favorite Dolly stories is one Julia Roberts told about being on the set of Steel Magnolias. It was, naturally, very hot and humid, and Julia turned to Dolly and said, "Aren't you hot? With the wig and everything? Just, you know, just say it's hot!"

And Dolly looked at her and said, "When I was a little girl, I used to dream about being famous and rich, and now I'm both of those things. So I'm not going to complain."

May we all be so grateful and gracious when our dreams come true.

[OLIVIA TWIST @drips_moon]

My mom ate with the father she gave me ngl.

[MiMi, The Evil Lesbian Pope @MiMiEvilLesbian]

Girls need to understand that the whole point of having a boyfriend is to exploit his labour as an assistant, which should allow you to be even more fabulous

[facu @lacosafiuba]

a los 17: en 10 años voy a estar recibido ser exitoso y formar familia

a los 27: ojalá hoy salga el sol

[Maliha @CaffeinatedLiha]

It takes an author years to write a masterpiece book and it takes me exactly one sleepless night to inhale it like a feral raccoon on espresso.

[Rya🖤 @Ryazaki]

Me gusta Twitter porque aquí a penas hay fotos de gente teniendo bebés, gente casándose o gente viajando. Aquí pura miseria y a eso vengo.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

I took a week off work and learned two things:

1. I thrive in a life of leisure.
2. I cannot currently afford a life of leisure.

[Thrones Updates @ThronesUpdates]

2026 has not been easy 😭