Meg Walker

Mom, writer, I sing everything I'm doing❤💜💙 she/they Days since last injury to hand: 0

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

SORCERY OF THORNS X GIRL, SERPENT, THORN

In order to save herself and her mother from a vengeful prince, 17-year-old kitchen worker/wannabe warrior breaks into the realm of mages-turned-shadow demons to bring back the captive who can put a stop to him #pitmad #ya #f

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

My happy/sad octopus usually matches my mood, but I've recently started flipping him to the happy side occasionally just so he doesn't have to feel sad all the time

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

I know we were all worried Netflix would f up the ALTA live action but the creators of the show left not bc they felt Netflix would whitewash the cast but bc they wanted a new casting & creative team who could better represent many different backgrounds https://t.co/eqtBZYm2tp

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

Please look at this artist's amazing pieces! I can't stop staring at them💜 #TikTok https://t.co/IrZSVBs2QM

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

@moniza_hossain @RoyaHellbender @samhawkewrites Yes!! My favorite kind of villain is one I can completely agree with except for the whole "how they go about trying to achieve their goals" thing

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

Me every time I watch Jackie Chan cry in the Karate Kid and the shadow scene directly after:

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

Rocking another @SeabrookeN mask to get shot #2 #VaccineForAll

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

Me: How were those cookies I made
Him, basically asleep on the couch after a long day: Good
Me: Just good?
Him *snoring stops*: yeah
Me: *proceeds to pout for the next 3672 days*

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

Crotchety customers can yell at me all they want, but the second grown ass adults start screaming at the teenage girls working there, I am NOT okay

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

The worst thing about trying to get into the publishing world is that if I decide not to anymore, literally no one is affected by that decision

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

Got a puppy.

Haven't written or read anything longer than a text since.

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

Sincerely,

The impatient driver who tried very hard to stay a safe distance from your bumper when they really just wanted to walk up next to your car and poke you in the eye.

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

Dear driver in the car behind which I had to follow roughly 6 miles,

Please consider another method of transportation. If you are too afraid to travel at the speeds required as per the speed-makers, perhaps you would be better suited to a bicycle...

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

If you think this request is unreasonable, I challenge you to a race. You in your car against me and my champion hamster sled. We will crush you, and forever put you to shame...

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

Say hello to the newest addition to our family. Toad is the sweetest little pomsky. I'm in love. Kobe is not amused.

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

This is precisely why I rarely tweet. I feel like I'm always tweeting but only like 1% of them actually make the cut

[Kate Foster 🐕 @kfosterauthor]

Me: *tweets*
Minute later: Typo. Delete.

Me: *tweets*
Minute later: Too intense. Delete.

Me: *tweets*
Minute later: Too boring. Delete.

Me: *tweets*
Minute later: Too depressing. Delete.

Etc. Etc. Etc. 😂😭

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

Good thing I'm married bc this is what it would be like for me, a person who doesn't like alcohol, to go on a date.

Date: what can I get you to drink?
Me: milk, please
Date: *runs so fast they leave a person-shaped hole in the wall*

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

*Has baby no. 1*
Them, same day as delivery: when are you having baby 2?
*Has baby no. 2*
Them: You're done having kids, right?!

🙃

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

@SierraWritesYA By that logic, these same people should be questioning everyone's sexuality until they've had sex!! These ppl just assume the default is straight. i hate it here

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

@JeidaKStorey People who say this have never actually listened to an audiobook. I find i have to focus more to absorb material through audiobooks.

[Meg Walker @megwalkerwrites]

A family came out to the ice cream store to celebrate the conclusion of eid and I loved being the one to supply them with the most delicious way to end their fast (aka hot fudge brownie sundaes)