MegHaaaaan

fairy child. social worker. optimist extraordinaire. ✌🏼❤️☀️
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[MegHaaaaan @megwheeler129]

Look at us-we clean up good, pal ♥️

[MegHaaaaan @megwheeler129]

Pretty much a 24 hour travel day and I found myself waking up refreshed AF…only to roll over and learn it is midnight 😭

Thoughts and prayers for another few hours of sleep

[Mike Schwartz @schwartzbruder]

He had to okawalk before he could okarun #Dandadan172

[Mike Schwartz @schwartzbruder]

First actual holiday in years, a nice two weeks traveling through Japan. See you soon @baemoN and @PureGenieUS Picture unrelated.

[MegHaaaaan @megwheeler129]

@schwartzbruder @baemoN @PureGenieUS “Picture unrelated…” THAT IS OUR CHILD!

[taylor @wishescametrue]

the interviewer didn't know what cake pops were so taylor was like "cake pops are so huge right now!" and lots of people would follow that up with "how have you not heard of them" but taylor just said "i'm so excited to tell you about them" WELCOME BACK JESUS

[MegHaaaaan @megwheeler129]

Reasons I do not watch TV: .@schwartzbruder introduced me to .@fruitsbasket_en and I am psychological going through the wringer, just a day after .@taylorswift13 released TTPD.

I am unwell.

[MegHaaaaan @megwheeler129]

I also make up words for things that tend to coordinate with sound effects and then throw in something I randomly actually know so it’s a high entertainment factor

[MegHaaaaan @megwheeler129]

Told .@schwartzbruder that he should push for me to be a caster for literally any and all Esports next year just one time for pure humor, maybe on April Fools. It would sound a lot like this, and also look alarmingly similar as well

[MegHaaaaan @megwheeler129]

I hope everyone in my apartment complex thinks I own only sweatpants, sweatshirts, and the same jacket in two different colors

[hails @thehaileemurphy]

not surprised men think 54 seconds is a long time

[MegHaaaaan @megwheeler129]

In response to me saying, “whatever floats your boat…”

.@schwartzbruder “Is a boat that floats just a plane?”

Me: No MICHAEL; I think it’s just a properly functioning boat…

😂

[John Foley @2008Philz]

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

[MegHaaaaan @megwheeler129]

.@Ticketmaster why can’t you filter tickets for handicap seating? Seems a bit weird I have to go search the map for them instead of a filter button 🤷🏼‍♀️

[bre ⸆⸉ ꕤ @pinkglasshouse]

I just-

[Zach W. Lambert @ZachWLambert]

Elephants are born weighing 250 lbs.

They are the biggest babies on earth except for the people mad at Taylor Swift for being excited at a football game.

[MegHaaaaan @megwheeler129]

Does anyone else’s dog and husband snore in opposite intervals so there is literally no peace whilst trying to sleep?

[MegHaaaaan @megwheeler129]

When .@schwartzbruder is playing CS and he says, “flash banana,” I will then proceed to say “FLASH THE BANANA,” like a minion around the house. He cannot hear me bc he had headphones on and Delilah had no idea what I’m saying, but I shall continue to FLASH THE BANANA 🍌🍌🍌

[MegHaaaaan @megwheeler129]

@schwartzbruder We love Bobby boy ♥️

[Mike Schwartz @schwartzbruder]

How ya'll leavin out the absolute goat?