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[bart @soxbart]

“It’s filled with popcorn.”

Yeah not falling for that. Literally how they tricked Troy.

[paige @BonerWizard]

3yo does this thing now when we’re leaving a playground etc where he acts willing to leave, but then starts walking backwards with eyes wide, saying “it’s pulling me back! It’s pulling me back!” Great bit. Didn’t know he was capable of bits yet.

[spelunky fc @spelunky_]

wow groundbreaking

[ηιүα ♛ @niy2pretty]

The person who said this to you rn:

[Rep. Gwen Moore @RepGwenMoore]

My office is committed to supporting adult literacy services. Please contact my office for assistance.

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

[Mitchell Byars @mitchellbyars]

Happy sixth birthday to the greatest tweet ever tweeted

[Outlander Magazine @StreetFashion01]

Team Mongolia’s Olympic Outfits by Goyol Cashmere🙂‍↕️

[paul @paulswhtn]

so interesting watching love island through your tweets like girl I hope huda is ok I guess

[I Hide From My Kids @IHideFromMyKids]

Note to parents: asking your teen to check if a package arrived does not imply they should also bring it inside. I know this now.

[KILLER MEG (Interdimensional entity..) @horse_feedbag]

I wonder if my recorded call has ever been used for training or quality purposes

[𝗳𝗹𝗯𝗿𝗲! 𝙫𝙜𝙚𝙣 𝙤𝙥𝙚𝙣 @flbreglass]

This isnt Pokemon, but this is the funniest video ive seen all week

[throwbacks @solelynostalgia]

their guest star run was insane

[Mark Lewis, MD, FASCO @marklewismd]

Ordered a bone density test for someone who never had one before

Had it denied because “we don’t know the patient’s bone density is low”

[Ivana Greco @IvanaDGreco]

Teaching my seven year old how to email and type was a huge mistake (he’s cc’d his brother and my husband)

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

Tried to help my mom find and reset the wifi. Didn’t go great…