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☉libra ↑GME ☾BB

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

a lil something to take the edge off

[Aelin @linnssins]

ai could never replace a cigarette outside a nightclub at 3:47 am.

[bailey ☆ ★ @couldawentpro]

ordering pad thai off an ipad call that a thai pad

[terbik @slopbik]

everyone's suicidal until they ride passenger in my car and then suddenly they care about their mortality

[hokage🪭🐉 @tsunadaye]

Smells like liar outside. Libra season is here

[freakyT @teagan_ss]

common toronto concert thought: “is drake gonna be here tn”

[🍎 @magicinmypocket]

Pad See Ew mogs Pad Thai but they don’t want you to know that

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[Oh Canaduh @CanaduhOh]

Stop naming your kids Paris and London when they act like Edmonton and Oshawa

[sitara ✮⋆˙ @boneIessmango]

streets are saying brampton is the new miami 👀

[s @solaitry]

streets saying the meat at the cne is human

[u. @bu1tercup]

I'm losing hair and memory at a competitive pace. It's either ganji or ghajini any moment now.

[abrish @cxrnerrstone]

maybe im getting migraines bcs im spiderman

[a ♡ @canucksaz]

a toronto hood mans and a vancouver matcha pilates baddie are about to tear the fabrics of the universe apart

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

Performance review said I "put the office at ease with humor"

[louis slotin @365potropica]

i dont smoke unless im smoken to

[laysha @pinkgamerchair]

fuck hinge i know the love of my life is on twitter

[jynx @miiagarro]

"do you talk to your dad like that too"

baby who do you think my first victim was

[Miilato @litteralyme0]

agamenmon true identity revelead

[Zy0x @Zy0x_]

me personally i'd listen to the sirens bc i always listen when women speak